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Trolling the Forum With You--sung to "Stuck in the Middle With You"

From the 1974 Stealer's Wheel ditty, "Stuck in the Middle With You"

Well they call me Story Teller Stealth
I'm a baller with inherited wealth
The old lady kicked me out of the house
In my van I'm more a man than a mouse

Ocean's to the left of me, Moon Rocks to the right
Here I am, trolling the forum with you

Trolling the forum with you
I'm retired and have nothing to do
Been to China and I've walked on the moon
As for Mars, well I'll be goin' there soon

FBI is chasin' me--another cold dark night
Here I am, trolling the forum with you

Well I started off with gift money
And I'm proud that I'm a self-made man
And my Vette Barn friends come calling
And they slap me down a peg and say

Jeeeeeeez
Jeeeeeeez

Well I'm trying to troll as much as I can
All alone in my gray Amazon van
Is it cool to shoot my gun at the sky?
Para-sailers make me ****in' cry

Trumpers to the left of me
Haters to the right
Here I am, Trolling the forum with you

Well I started off with gift money
And I'm proud that I'm a self-made man
I'm a troller on the forum
And the Vette Barn folks all seem to say

Jeeeeeez
Jeeeeeez

Well my shitter's almost full in my van
And my oysters, well I'm down to one can
And my diesel, well she's runnin' quite low
FBI's here, so I gotta go

C-FOT put an end to me
So Vette Barn every night
Here I am, trolling the forum with you....

:rofl::seasix::cert:

*Gee. Eee…Eee…Eee…Eee…Eee-ZZZ

If you guys would quit egging him on or replying to him, then he'd get bored and go away. But no, just like Chas, you keep inviting him back in.

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Originally Posted by ratflinger (Post 2018687)

If you guys would quit egging him on or replying to him, then he'd get bored and go away. But no, just like Chas, you keep inviting him back in.

point.

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Originally Posted by ratflinger (Post 2018687)

If you guys would quit egging him on or replying to him, then he'd get bored and go away. But no, just like Chas, you keep inviting him back in.

I like that he posts here. So.....:)

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Originally Posted by GTOguy (Post 2018691)

I like that he posts here. So.....:)

I think you're the only one who does.....

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 2018692)

I think you're the only one who does.....

I'm thinking you're probably right. :confused5:

There is an entertaining aspect. :island14:

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Originally Posted by LATB (Post 2018699)

There is an entertaining aspect. :island14:

I liked @Jeff '79 ; a lot better. :yesnod:
TBH--Lakota, Yad, and Jeff put together is not as bad as this pencil dik nimrod.

You couldn't inspire a wet fart in a Mexican beanery.

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Originally Posted by ratflinger (Post 2018687)

If you guys would quit egging him on or replying to him, then he'd get bored and go away. But no, just like Chas, you keep inviting him back in.

This can not be repeated often enough.

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Originally Posted by Tikiman (Post 2018703)

You couldn't inspire a wet fart in a Mexican beanery.

:funniest: :owned:

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Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth (Post 2018710)

Tell that to GTO:seasix: You modern arts hater.

STS did inspire this issue from my brain-pan.

Good, bad, tragic, or otherwise, that is the truth.

If I get time, I might do "The Ballad of STS and GTO"

How about cutting to the chase,life's too short for this kind of bs in this world.

:barnbabe:

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Originally Posted by GTOguy (Post 2018684)

I'm retired and have nothing to do

That might describe you more than it does STS. :lol:

I'm retired too, and I don't have enough time for this shit!