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DJ_Critterus 08-01-2021 9:25am

Breaking Bad (wind): Little Johnny in the classroom....
 
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out!

He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.
The principal walks by and sees him.

He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”

“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” Said the Johnny

The principle asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”

“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”

:D :leaving:

Raazor 08-01-2021 9:54am

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1901613)
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out!

He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.
The principal walks by and sees him.

He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”

“I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” Said the Johnny

The principle asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”

“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”

:D :leaving:

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Rikki Z-06 08-01-2021 10:14am

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Originally Posted by Raazor (Post 1901627)
Masks help :hide:

:slap:

SnikPlosskin 08-01-2021 10:16am

Little Johnny is the OP?

Raazor 08-01-2021 10:51am

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Originally Posted by Rikki Z-06 (Post 1901635)
:slap:

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DJ_Critterus 08-01-2021 1:59pm

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Originally Posted by SnikPlosskin (Post 1901637)
Little Johnny is the OP?

I have done this before....also in Sunday School :yesnod:

ratflinger 08-01-2021 5:09pm

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1901681)
I have done this before....also in Sunday School :yesnod:




This would explain why you are going to Hell

DJ_Critterus 08-02-2021 8:38am

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Originally Posted by ratflinger (Post 1901734)
This would explain why you are going to Hell

Just that? that would be kinda overboard punishment for a fart when you know the angels do it and start flapping their wings around each other.


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