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lspencer534 08-08-2011 7:26pm

What are some unusual things you can do?
 
Mine:

Kinda like the planking thread, I can balance myself on a beam on one hand with my body parallel to the ground.

I can do a deep knee bend on one leg with my other leg sticking straight out in front of me. (You football players try that)

I can take an old-fashion Coke bottle, fill it with water, hold it in my left hand, and slap the palm of my right hand on the top of the bottle and blow out the bottom of the bottle. [You have to use an old Coke bottle for this, one with the glass scored by wobbling in a wood crate. Fill the bottle to precisely where the lines in the glass stop at the top of the neck. Don't try it with a new design Coke bottle.]

Not meant to be a bragging thread, since my "talents" are pretty useless, although I guess my Coke bottle trick might win a drunken bar brawl if my opponent was sober enough.

Oh, I can also purr like a kitten, both inhaling and exhaling. :leaving:

Giraffe (He/Him) 08-08-2011 7:28pm

I can pour a beer down my throat as fast as you can pour it out in the sink.

ChasC5 08-08-2011 7:28pm

After Work ... Nothing. :confused5:

And I insist that it says that way. :cheers:

SnikPlosskin 08-08-2011 7:30pm

I am typing this with my penis from across the room. :seeya:

Giraffe (He/Him) 08-08-2011 7:30pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrakk (Post 381809)
I am typing this with my penis from across the room. :seeya:

Well, you win. :rofl:

lspencer534 08-08-2011 7:32pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrakk (Post 381809)
I am typing this with my penis from across the room. :seeya:

You must have a Blackberry you're using on the toilet.

ZipZap 08-08-2011 7:35pm

I can roll my eyes in a circle very fast.

I can remember phone numbers from my youth.

Datawiz 08-08-2011 7:37pm

I can balance a golf club by the blade on the tip of my index finger, arm extended fully above my head, with a golf ball sitting on a tee at the top. I can do this without dropping the ball for as long as I want, or until my arm finally fatigues.

OddBall 08-08-2011 7:40pm

I can procrastinate at will.

ZipZap 08-08-2011 7:42pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by OddBall (Post 381827)
I can procrastinate at will.

I tried to procrastinate at Will, but he finally broke me in Harry's thread:sadangel:

MEANZ06 08-08-2011 7:43pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZipZap (Post 381831)
I tried to procrastinate at Will, but he finally broke me in Harry's thread:sadangel:

:rofl:

Skia 08-08-2011 7:43pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZipZap (Post 381831)
I tried to procrastinate at Will, but he finally broke me in Harry's thread:sadangel:

:rofl: :rofl:

Stangkiller 08-08-2011 7:46pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by lspencer534 (Post 381803)
I can take an old-fashion Coke bottle, fill it with water, hold it in my left hand, and slap the palm of my right hand on the top of the bottle and blow out the bottom of the bottle. [You have to use an old Coke bottle for this, one with the glass scored by wobbling in a wood crate. Fill the bottle to precisely where the lines in the glass stop at the top of the neck. Don't try it with a new design Coke bottle.]

You can do this with a partially filled beer bottle as well.

OddBall 08-08-2011 7:47pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZipZap (Post 381831)
I tried to procrastinate at Will, but he finally broke me in Harry's thread:sadangel:

:lol::lol:

Datawiz 08-08-2011 7:47pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stangkiller (Post 381845)
You can do this with a partially filled beer bottle as well.

:lol:

78SA 08-08-2011 7:52pm

I have nothing.

lspencer534 08-08-2011 7:54pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by 78SA (Post 381861)
I have nothing.

You can grow and eat eleventy billion more ears of corn than I can. Damnit. :D

Barn Babe 08-08-2011 7:55pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZipZap (Post 381820)
I can roll my eyes in a circle very fast.

I can remember phone numbers from my youth.

I can wiggle my eyes back and forth really fast AND remember phone numbers from my youth!

I also found out today that I can lick my armpit.

Giraffe (He/Him) 08-08-2011 7:57pm

Quote:

I also found out today that I can lick my armpit.
Pics. Now.

MEANZ06 08-08-2011 7:57pm

come on Larry, step it up a notch...

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...nnanasplit.gif

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...oNakedHoes.gif

:D


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