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SnikPlosskin 02-12-2013 9:08pm
I have to get this off my chest.
 
I love women.

Their shape, their hair the sound of their voice.
I like their weird little shoes and socks that match.
I hate the knick knacks but I love that they care about them.
I love the curve of the hips and the nape of the neck.
Their eyes set me on fire.
They smell good.
They paint their toe nails.
I have zero idea how their brains work.
Boobs? Love them.
They brush their teeth like every day.
They use lotion for some reason.

Amazing.

marrepka 02-12-2013 9:12pm
I have one of those too, they are indeed amazing.

DukeAllen 02-12-2013 10:38pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by SnakePlissken (Post 883926)
I love women.

Their shape, their hair the sound of their voice.
I like their weird little shoes and socks that match.
I hate the knick knacks but I love that they care about them.
I love the curve of the hips and the nape of the neck.
Their eyes set me on fire.
They smell good.
They paint their toe nails.
I have zero idea how their brains work.
Boobs? Love them.
They brush their teeth like every day.
They use lotion for some reason.

Amazing.
:iagree: if only I had a collection. A different one for each day of the week.http://forums.corvetteforum.com/images/smilies/rock.gif

MrPeabody 02-12-2013 11:13pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by SnakePlissken (Post 883926)
I love women.

Their shape, their hair the sound of their voice.
I like their weird little shoes and socks that match.
I hate the knick knacks but I love that they care about them.
I love the curve of the hips and the nape of the neck.
Their eyes set me on fire.
They smell good.
They paint their toe nails.
I have zero idea how their brains work.
Boobs? Love them.
They brush their teeth like every day.
They use lotion for some reason.

Amazing.
You've been drinking heavily, haven't you?

SnikPlosskin 02-12-2013 11:14pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrPeabody (Post 884049)
You've been drinking heavily, haven't you?
I have not had a drop of alcohol in over 25 years. Serious.

I'm shooting speedballs.

C5Nate 02-12-2013 11:21pm
May I add:

I love the small of a womans back.

MrPeabody 02-12-2013 11:36pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by SnakePlissken (Post 884053)
I have not had a drop of alcohol in over 25 years. Serious.

I'm shooting speedballs.
Okay, that explains a lot.:seasix:

Giraffe (He/Him) 02-13-2013 5:35am
OK. so we've established Thraak isn't a homosexual. Terrific. :rofl:

Torqaholic 02-13-2013 6:48am
I hear they're good for something other than just visual stimulation. Amazing indeed.

:rofl:

Giraffe (He/Him) 02-13-2013 7:00am
Quote:
I hear they're good for something other than just visual stimulation.
Bullshit conjecture. :D

Sneaks 02-13-2013 8:02am
Gotta agree with you on this one. Women are lovely creatures. :thumbs:

Ms.Gem 02-13-2013 11:04am
Quote:
Originally Posted by TxAg (Post 884233)
Men: God's best gift and curse to women. :D
FIFY
:seasix:

Midnight85 02-13-2013 12:03pm
FIFY????

Sea Six 02-13-2013 12:06pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight85 (Post 884444)
Oh, now I get it.
FIFY



:seasix:



Think about it.


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