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Don't let Knooger take you camping in the woods....

....there's danger everywhere :willy:

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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/01...mating-season/

Government urges people to stay out of the woods during yeti mating season

BANFF NATIONAL PARK – Provincial wildlife experts are warning hikers, skiers and snowmobilers that we’ve entered the most active period of the Yeti mating season and forestested areas are no longer safe for human activity.

“The Yetis tend to most active following the solstice,” said regional cryptobiologist Caroline DeKnight. “Humans aren’t the only ones who find long nights romantic.”

During breeding season, Yetis are known to display aggressive behavior towards humans, including but not limited to biting, mauling, and sobbing uncontrollably while holding the human in a bear hug and drunkenly ranting about their ex.

“If you do come across any Yeti mating activity, it’s important to not panic,” DeKnight says. “Never enter the woods at this time of year without at least one Sade or George Michael song on your phone. Set your speaker to maximum, and fling the device as far away from your location as possible. Like all warm blooded amorous creatures, Yeti will be drawn to that music. Then you run like hell.”

DeKnight cautions that anyone who escapes a Yeti encounter using this method needs to change all of their passwords as soon as possible upon reaching safety or risk discovering some very disturbing images uploaded to their cloud.
See More: Banff, George Michael, wildlife, yeti

I found out the hard way, they do NOT like Air Supply.

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Originally Posted by aerovette (Post 1720083)

I found out the hard way, they do NOT like Air Supply.

All out of love?

Maybe you could have played Dude looks Like a Lady
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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1720081)

Don't let Knooger take you camping in the woods.... :willy:

Topics that go under the heading "Well, DUH!"

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Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe (Post 1720094)

Rocks can sell for a lot of $$$ in the 'hood :yesnod:

Damn Canuckistans and their animal husbandry laws

Did you say Hood?

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1720096)

Rocks can sell for a lot of $$$ in the 'hood :yesnod:

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gestation period for yeti is what about three months or so before you know it, stores will be full of little yeti cups and coolers.

Google "Yeti butts"

You'r'rer welcome.