To my darling husband:
 

Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake while I was talking on my cell phone. The garage door is slightly bent but the Ford F-150 fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. I missed our bikes.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife. P.S: Your girlfriend phoned, she is pregnant.
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That'll buff out...

zaino works