Murphy and the Pole....
 

Murphy applied for a job at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin

A Pole applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager. When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.
The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we’ve decided to give the Pole the job." Murphy asked, "And why would you be doing that?" "We both got 19 questions correct." "This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job."
Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong."
Murphy, "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than another?"
Manager: "Simple. On question number 7 the Pole wrote down, 'I don’t know.'
You put down, ‘Neither do I’.“
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Paki pile driver....
 

Pakistani Pile driver


The recent, horrible and tragic building collapses in South Asia have already resulted in the adoption of new building construction standards and practices... In a regulatory effort to ensure this type of disaster never again occurs.

Only a month after more than 1,100 Bangladeshi garment workers lost their lives in the collapse of a badly-built and poorly-maintained eight-story building, the new building code has, thankfully, gone into force... And its rigid practices are already being applied by highly-skilled and properly-trained construction teams laboring on jobsites all across the sub-continent.

For you construction Gurus, click on this link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFb0nLCKypg


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Simple, but effective.

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