Arby's: We Have the Meats
 

LINCOLN, Neb. —

A Lincoln, Nebraska, man was arrested for indecent exposure as he was reportedly seen walking toward Arby's while masturbating.

Officers were called around 8 p.m. to the 2900 block of N 57th Street after multiple witnesses reported a man walking in the street with his penis exposed.

The man was walking towards Arby’s and masturbating, police said.

Officers located the man inside Arby’s and identified him as David Hefner, 38.

Hefner was arrested for public indecency.

https://www.kmbc.com/article/police-...arbys/28071161

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It's just.....it's just.....I just wish OneDef was here to see this title excellence right now.

He would be so proud.

What's the big deal? Doesn't everyone want to jerk off in the Arby's parking lot?:rofl::leaving:

He didn't have a playboy? Just sayin'

If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding! :rofl:

I thought that’s what everyone did at Arby’s. What do you think “horsey sauce” is?

@onedef92 to the white courtesy phone!

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