Corona virus symptoms..
 

My wife has had a cough for a minute and I was starting to get worried. I knew that one of the symptoms was loss of smell. Therefore, I farted under the covers and fanned it. Evidently she just has allergies...:D:leaving:

dead man walking....

I was just trying to help...:yesnod:

Dutch Oven works too :eek:

i haven't had a sense of smell since about HS. nothing.

so a few weeks ago, Mrs. DAB is out grocery shopping, and she calls and asks me if the half and half is still fresh. ummmm..... i can ask it. no, you have to smell it. ummmm..... how long have we been married (18 years in July)...oh. never mind.

My wife can't smell very well, especially if testing milk products for spoilage. And she can easily clean a cat litter box when it gags me to high heaven, saying she doesn't smell anything that bad. She'll shove a carton of milk in my face and ask me if it's good. I can wave my hand over it, I don't need to get close. It's almost always OK. Also handy tip, for some reason milk/cream/buttermilk in cartons lasts longer than in plastic. I have no idea why.

just the opposite here.

she's glad i get stuck dealing with the septic system (got backed up last year a few times).

That was sort of the goal, but she was fighting it the whole way. Not sure why I tried to help her diagnose her dang allergies......She should be grateful.

The big question is, if you were asked to ramp up production of your test methods, how many smell tests could you administer, per day. Assume all the beans, broccoli, and hard boiled eggs you need as raw materials are available.

You could become an effective front line worker in the war on the Wu flu!

I better get busy. I'm gonna be rich!:rofl:

paging Gozar :gozar:

Maybe I haven't been keeping up with current events, but I thought the symptoms of Coronavirus were as follows:

1. An asshole that does not feel clean, no matter how many times you wipe it.
2. An overpowering feeling of shame at the appearance of one's nose and mouth area.
3. An insatiable thirst for water that is expensive, and comes from a plastic bottle.

I'm sure there are more, these are just the ones I came up with off the top of my head. Please feel free to add to the list!

4. Overwhelming panicked need to buy a gun and ammo, especially among anti-gun liberal Wu flu infectees.

I've been doing some covert testing so as not to cause alarm. So far, everyone in my work place is cleared.

Hmmmmm, maybe I have it. I definitely feel I need to buy more guns. :yesnod:

Yeah, but for no particular reason other than having another one. You will be fine. :D