Site plan
 

The same contractor who created the site disaster two years ago while building a house is back to build a second one. Here's the "site plan" that he submitted to me for approval. :spdchk:

Why are you approving site plans??

:waiting:





Maybe in addition to being a retired engineer and overall busybody, he's also an inspector for the county?

*Cul de sac

[UD] *Grab de sac [/UD]

Hebrew for "Pen de jo"

:rofl:

Does that mean a slip of the razor when doing some personal privates grooming!

:popcorns:

Yes

Has he never seen a straight edge?

Looks like he's using some sort of CAD package. Very professional. :yesnod:

That looks like a standard form from the county building department and the builder sketched the site plan. What is the problem?

First draft during "Bud Light" happy hour. :D

And it's even titled "SITE SKETCH," not "SITE ENGINEERING CAD DRAWING." :shrug:

So you drew that while your buddy was humping you?

someone is kind of a big deal

We had an EPIC Big Deal Thread in here a few months back.
Sadly, I AM NOT a big deal.

I'm on the POA board, so conformance with our site and architectural standards.

What does it pay??

No actual lot lines. No designation for disturbed area. There's a culvert that drains onto the site at the front-right corner, where he's planning a cut bank. No provision for topsoil storage/ reuse. Trees over 6" have to be designated/ protected outside of the disturbed area. The Town requires at least 10% to be left in place.

The County has recently added 2' contours to its GIS system, which is a great resource for site planning. I gave the contractor a screen shot of the site to help him with drainage/ grading planning.