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lspencer534 09-10-2019 9:04am

If you could ask...
 
your pet one question, what would it be?

Mike Mercury 09-10-2019 9:45am

to dog:
"Why do you carry your food from your bowl to the floor 10 feet away, then eat it off the floor there?"


to cat:
"Why do you keep pooping on the carpet right outside your litterbox? What if I filled your litterbox with little rugs; would that be better?"

carlton_fritz 09-10-2019 11:04am

Dog: Why do you pretend to be stupid at times?


Cat: Why does the dog pretend to be stupid at times?

Barn Babe 09-10-2019 12:10pm

Ziva: What can I do, after 3 years, to convince you that we will never lay an angry hand/foot on you?

Abby: Why do you feel the need to start barking really loudly when the house is all quiet and I'm totally relaxed?

Toby: Where were you last night?

Datawiz 09-10-2019 1:09pm

Cricket: "Why do you continue to chase squirrels at 10+ years of age when your hind leg is clearly fucked up and you put yourself back in pain? Your brother Bailey (before he passed, and was a pure blood retriever) quit chasing them when he was 6 or 7..."

Broken Wind 09-10-2019 2:48pm

Do you comprehend how much you are loved?

MrPeabody 09-10-2019 3:37pm

Do you realize you hit the jackpot the day we picked you up from the rescue organization weighing half of what you weigh now?

Aerovette 09-10-2019 4:36pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barn Babe (Post 1683108)
Ziva: What can I do, after 3 years, to convince you that we will never lay an angry hand/foot on you?

Abby: Why do you feel the need to start barking really loudly when the house is all quiet and I'm totally relaxed?

Toby: Where were you last night?

Is Toby your husband's name? :lol:

Aerovette 09-10-2019 4:40pm

How much of what you hear, do you actually understand?


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