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WarDriver 01-26-2012 1:10am
I Need Some of These!
 
Police Watch: Nov. 4, 2011 - News - Binghamton University - Pipe Dream - Binghamton University news, sports, opinion, arts & entertainment ? bupipedream.com

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Originally Posted by Police Blotter
TUESDAY, NOV. 1, 8:10 a.m. — UPD was called for a report of harassment after a 42-year-old woman who had parked in Lot L returned to her car and found several items on her windshield, Reilly said. One was a parking ticket issued by UPD's Traffic Department, but another was a business card laid on top of the ticket which read, "Hey, you suck at parking. Seriously, learn to park, asshole. If I see you do this again, I will key your shit." A first-class mail form also lay next to the ticket, on which an unknown suspect had written "**** you" in black ink. The victim said she had no idea who could have left the papers, and police have no suspects.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp...oi1no1_500.jpg

Where do I get me some of these handy-dandy little cards?

Firevette 01-26-2012 1:28am
I had a stack of them in my car in highschool.....but they were 4x6 stickers...in neon yellow with black letters.

They said "WARNING. You have parked like an ASSHOLE. Please refrain from parking like an asshole in the future."

I saved the last one, I still have it in a box somewhere. I carried it in my truck up until a few years ago. :D

PLRX 01-26-2012 1:43am
hell, I can do those at home. :seasix:

Curvette 01-26-2012 2:54am
A few years ago,I made "tickets" , for the staff that wanted to take two parking spaces or parked cockeyed, ,
It said something similar to that card, but not out of line.
Thinking they had gotten a ticket they would walk quickly to snap them off the window........... :rofl: it was priceless to watch..

Luke@tirerack 01-26-2012 11:10am
I used to keep a couple of these in the glove box for fun with the honda crowd
http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/u...icerticket.jpg

86RAG 01-26-2012 11:11am
I love it, I could use a boatlaod of em at work! :seasix:

MEC5LADY 01-26-2012 11:15am
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Originally Posted by 86RAG (Post 554770)
I love it, I could use a boatlaod of em at work! :seasix:
:iagree: I'd have to consider that a full time job around these parts. These idiotic people can't park a smart car in a space big enough for a tank. :banghead:

Bucwheat 01-26-2012 11:23am
Maybe some people would actually get the point.

jaxgator 01-26-2012 11:31am
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Originally Posted by MEC5LADY (Post 554777)
:iagree: I'd have to consider that a full time job around these parts. These idiotic people can't park a smart car in a space big enough for a tank. :banghead:
Parking is the least of my worries. The idiots around here can't drive worth a shit.

NEVRL8T 01-26-2012 11:33am
Meh, normally, I just crawl up on the hood and take a big shit.


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