Knock, knock - orange you glad I didn’t say banana
 

A fool and his money...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Banana banana. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana banana. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again?

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ****ing bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any ****ing bread, ask me again and I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a bird!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

Somebody ate the banana

https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-york-...t-basel-banana