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DJ_Critterus 10-07-2021 8:12am

Depressed? Then quit doing this......
 
...... farting. Yeah, you read that right. Personally, I think this article is complete crap since a good fart always makes me feel better and filled with laughter if delivered with the proper technique, precision, and etiquette as required by the situation.

Quote:

https://www.newsbreak.com/news/23946...YxMTU3Njc5Mw==

Scientists discover link between farting and poor mental health
By Sarah Williams

talesbuzz.com
23 hours ago

Cover picture for the article
It’s a sign that you’re really keeping things bottled up inside. While farting is often considered a healthy bodily function, a new study suggests that excessive wind-breaking could also be a sign of depression, anxiety and other mental maladies. A team of international scientists happened upon the flatulence finding while researching how common farting and other gas-related symptoms are in the global population.
read some comments.... they are great :funnier:

Mike Mercury 10-07-2021 8:41am

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DJ_Critterus 10-07-2021 8:53am

I had crystal burgers kinda late last night (had a craving...). this morning has been interesting and I'm absolutely not depressed :D

:leaving:

Vandelay Industries 10-07-2021 8:56am

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DJ_Critterus 10-07-2021 9:01am

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DJ_Critterus 10-07-2021 9:03am

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DJ_Critterus 10-07-2021 9:25am

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https://r5k6k8r3.stackpathcdn.com/wp...tinky-fart.gif

Guess which one is me at a farting contest....
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Vandelay Industries 10-07-2021 9:38am

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the new me 10-07-2021 10:20am

This is obviously a the first step in a conspiracy to institutionalize people who fart a lot. First take their guns because red-flag smell-bad laws, then put them in a tent in a government-run homeless camp in downtown Portland.

DJ_Critterus 10-07-2021 10:31am

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Originally Posted by the new me (Post 1916154)
This is obviously a the first step in a conspiracy to institutionalize people who fart a lot. First take their guns because red-flag smell-bad laws, then put them in a tent in a government-run homeless camp in downtown Portland.

Umm...these would be brown-flag laws.

the new me 10-07-2021 11:09am

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1916157)
Umm...these would be brown-flag laws.

Good point. Unless hemorrhoids.

MadInNc 10-07-2021 11:12am

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DJ_Critterus 10-07-2021 11:14am

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Originally Posted by MadInNc (Post 1916172)

That's disgusting. :funnier:

Louie Detroit 10-07-2021 11:21am

Sexually Aroused by Farts? You're Not Alone:

https://www.discovermagazine.com/the...oure-not-alone

DJ_Critterus 10-07-2021 11:27am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Louie Detroit (Post 1916178)
Sexually Aroused by Farts? You're Not Alone:

https://www.discovermagazine.com/the...oure-not-alone

:ack: I don't want none of you fuggers thinking of me as a sex symbol.

theandies 10-07-2021 11:44am

This thread stinks.

DJ_Critterus 10-07-2021 2:48pm

https://scontent-mia3-2.xx.fbcdn.net...51&oe=61647498

Torqaholic 10-08-2021 3:54am

I hardly ever do that. Don't generally see the funny either.

Although there was this one time riding in the back seat of my parents car... We were driving up into the Rocky Mountains and at a certain elevation the lack of pressure caused me to start letting them loose like they were timed to my breathing. Still cracks me up when I recall us rolling along with all the windows down and 2 feet of snow on the ground :rofl: That was some National Lampoon stuff right there.

Murray 10-08-2021 5:14am

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SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84 10-10-2021 3:54am

I think farting is great for mental health-of the farter! Not so much for the
mental health of the people around you.
Besides, farting is the cornerstone of Canadian humour!


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