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Sneaks 11-27-2013 01:46pm

Let me out!!!
 
I come home from work this morning and hit the rack. The wife takes my Challenger to a Dr's appt. She's been hijacking the Dodge a lot lately cause she loves the Uconnect bluetooth, and how you can talk hands free and hear through the stereo. Anyway, I'm snoozing nice and comfy under the warm blanky, and my cell rings.
Her: Were you sleeping? (DUH) You want anything for lunch?
Me: Yes, and no.
Her: Don't say nothing I'm pulling up to CVS drive through to pick up my meds.
I can hear the lady talking and recognize Melindas voice. She's a lady my wife knows from back in the day.
When I hear Mel come back to give her bag and receipt, I yell out, "Help, let me out! She has me locked in the trunk! Hey are we at McDonalds? Can I get a burger?"
You should have heard Melinda gasp and start stammering! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Apparently I am an asshole. But that's just their opinion. :D

Chris Fowler 11-27-2013 01:48pm

:rofl:

Yerf Dog 11-27-2013 01:48pm

:lol:

Ol' Timer 11-27-2013 01:55pm

I predict you'll soon be using the dry rub.

Sneaks 11-27-2013 02:00pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol' Timer (Post 1077884)
I predict you'll soon be using the dry rub.

You mean more than usual? :dance:

VITE1 11-27-2013 02:01pm

:lol:

Blademaker 11-27-2013 02:02pm

:rofl:

Steve Austin 11-27-2013 02:15pm

:seasix: Good stuff. :rofl::rofl:

Calif Vetteman 11-27-2013 02:18pm

That's really funny. Loved to have see their faces. :rofl::seasix:

NeedSpeed 11-27-2013 02:22pm

:lol:

Loco Vette 11-27-2013 02:55pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeedSpeed (Post 1077906)
:lol:

:Iagree:

Sneaks 11-27-2013 02:57pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Calif Vetteman (Post 1077905)
That's really funny. Loved to have see their faces. :rofl::seasix:

Me too! :D

McLeod 11-27-2013 03:05pm

Damn funny Tim.:seasix:

DukeAllen 11-27-2013 03:05pm

:rofl:

Sneaks 11-27-2013 03:08pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by McLeod (Post 1077923)
Damn funny Tim.:seasix:

Hey Damon! :kimblair:

mrvette 11-27-2013 03:17pm

GOOD shot man, and a one putt into the hole.....:hurray::lol::lol:

DAB 11-27-2013 03:32pm

did she at least bring you a burger after all that free hilarity?

Sneaks 11-27-2013 03:45pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAB (Post 1077945)
did she at least bring you a burger after all that free hilarity?

Damn I hope not. Don't like those heart attack in a sack sammiches.....:leaving:

FasterTraffic 11-27-2013 03:58pm

Holy s**t, that's classic.

:lol:

Sneaks 11-27-2013 05:05pm

Soon as she walked in the door, I busted out laughing! She was not amused......:lol: :lol: :lol:


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