After sex, i like to whisper sexy things in my girl's ear like......
 

......... [Go home]

:D


What ya'll got? :bigears:

"Do you take Visa?"

"Can I get change for that twenty?"

"Ha ha! The knife is fake!"

"You're almost as good as your sister." (Double points if it IS your sister)

dishwasher is done running, i'll wait while you empty it.

can you turn sports center back on?

yes, i can break $100 bill.

"This has never happened to me before."

"OK, next time I get to be Mistress Kelly."

"Seriously, it hurts when you step directly on my scrotum with your high heels. Just use the toe part next time."

"Wow, I didn't know you had one of those."

"By the way, we've got the clap."

"it's only kinky the 1st time" :D

You kiss better than my sister

What'ya mean that was the wrong hole?

"Roll over and let your mom have her turn"

"keep quiet lets not turn this rape into a murder"

"Make me a sammich."

I know a guy that hooked up with some gal on one of the match sites.

According to him; he told her that the sex was so bad that she owed him gas money.

My girl used to blow softly in my ear until I got the leak fixed.

Average VB'er

VB baller

i get by.... :DAB:

You feck better than your sister

Your cab should be here in a few minutes.

Clean up the mess, will you........

Jeeves will show you out.