why so many questions.
 

i am trying to setup a brunch for 24 on vacation at one of the houses we rented. i told the chef i wanted: a few items with local flair, and a few staples.

fugger has emailed me seven times with questions. chickee, life isn't this difficut, just put some food on a dang hot plate and watch us get hammered. a few may eat as well, i dunno.

give him a per plate budget, hope for best.

first email included budget, date and time, along with generic food request and headcount, as well as description of our temperament and needs.

fugger worried about your Yelp review. Tell 'em you use Bing and his worries will dissipate :yesnod:

just send a pair of folks to the local fast food place, buy a mess of stuffs, done.

if a lot, call ahead an hour or so.

"yes, we'd like to order 36 burgers, 36 fries, 24 desserts, six 20 counts of nuggets, 12 chicken sammichs, and we'll pick up some drinks separately."

get a quote, bring them the money, wait for them to prep it all, go pick it up. easy.

You have $$$ and they don't want to fuq it up. :yesnod:

I amost spewed, but its true I guess. its a she

Just tell her you are a Baller and drop the mic :yesnod:

You should hire me
:yesnod:
Cajun - check
Creole - check
Jamaican - check
Cuban - check
Thai - check
Southern - double check

if I was going to your town I would. I know you have mad skillz. unfortunately its a bit east of you

WTF can't they come up with some strippers? I'd go somewhere else...:yesnod:

French maid outfit?:confused5:

ha, its 12 women in my group, don't need any hoes, lol. (read as--the drama isn't worth it)

Why French?

Lippy hangs in with the guys pretty well, but in real life she is a hell of a lady. we should all be so lucky to spend time with ladies like her. :cert:

Yeah, that would be worth a slap from the wife.

Tell them you are the prime. Not some cock knocker putting on the show. If they can’t get the hint, go to someone else.

All I could come up with on short notice...:yesnod:

Hate to agree..but yeah.:datawiz:

Tell her to come up with a menu and you will either approve it or make a minor change. Let her "shine with a few of her specialities" :yesnod: