New Medicare Plan, 75 And Older
 

Say you are an older senior citizen, and can no longer take care of yourself; and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for “Medicare Plan G”.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?


Of course, tongue planted firmly within one's cheek.:D

is there an option for extra bullets? :slap::leaving:

I don't see why not, who would care...

Well that would be a good plan if you can't drive your vette anymore.:cert:

I have similar plans......:slap:

Shhhhh... don't be giving out too much intel! :rofl:

Since there are so many worthless politicians, who would you pick first?

[ATF has entered the chat]

Hi all! We were just thinking about doing some crimes. Who wants to help?

Anyone want to talk about crimes they have done?

Sometimes I wonder why some very old people who are terminally ill don't just go out and take care of business.

I was at the Elks one evening and one of the members who was in his 80s and had been ill was there. We had not seen him for quite some time and I asked him how he was doing. He said "Well, let's just say if I killed someone and they gave me life in prison I wouldn't be in jail for very long.":leaving:

Anyone remember the old flick Soylent Green? I've always thought why don't we have something like this for those that want to end it.

Going Home - death scene: