My wife's employer just accidentally deposited $8000 into our bank account.
 

Seriously. And they don't know it yet. I guess she'll have to tell them. :lol:

How much blow and how many hookers is that?

Six!

:seasix::cert:

Always go for high quality.

Six of each or any combination totaling six?

Six cocaines and six hookers!

Withdraw the cash and close the account. :leaving:

Rest assured, the beancounters will have an audit sometime down the road, put it in escrow.........oh....is this yours?

Nah, this has happened to us before. They always claw it back.

Plus I now get my healthcare insurance through her employer. Don't want them mad!

Pics of hookers please? :yesnod:

Tell them that you thought that was her bonus and now they can explain to the children why the new pony has to go back.

...go back to the dog-food factory that it was rescued from.

Maybe it’s not a mistake at all?

I received a mysterious deposit from my last employerI alerted hr they said that it was correct but they wouldn’t tell me what it was, I was afraid it was severance all weekend and came in Monday morning to find out it was an unexpected bonus.

Two words:

Cayman Islands.

It's beautiful down there this time of the year.:yesnod:

Don't mess with airports with that kind of cash. Charter a private boat.

:rofl::rofl:

i once got a bonus. and then they did withholding on it, and my net deposit was:

$0.00.

well, thanks boss. :slap:

It’s setteled. Mistake, sorry. Hookers hardest hit.

Boo.

That’s just enough for my dream pistol.

Drat.

I had noticed something similar in my 401k. They said it was an adjustment. I'm assuming they stiffed me somehow in years past and were catching up?

:rofl::rofl::lol::lol::lol::lol::cert: