Im a nOOb. Be nice to the nOOb.
 

Take it easy on the nOOb here. I promise not to act like a nOOb. So does anyone here recognise me from anywhere else? Looks like a cool site. Im lookin' for a new hang out. Here is my pic. Recognise me?

Corvette_Mike

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/c...ikel/023-3.jpg

Glad you're here! :hurray:

I know that guy.................

Glad you are here nOOb. :lolsmile:

good to have you here Mike. Mike, you are CorvetteMike2004, CORVETTEMIKE, Corvette_Mike. How do you keep up with the different user names??

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/j.../TigerNoob.jpg

:cheers:Time to start your 700R4 Project Thread :cheers:

Well its tuff keeping the names straight.

Screw this place. Already over-run by n00bs.

http://www.petsfunky.com/wp-content/...33fae5d11a.jpg

A Noob bash fest in a thread where the highest post count is what? 29?

:rofl:

Isn't announcing that you're n00b and asking for people to be nice to you, acting like a n00b? :D

Hi Mike!

Yea... That's how we roll.

Internet thuggin. :kick:

:iagree: but, we've been bashing nOObs for 5+ years, to act like a nOOb for couple of days is maybe good for our blood pressure.

Hey Kimmer. Nice to see you here. How many posts are we nOObs here? Can we buy a membership and lose the nOOb status?

Mike

You look familiar.....can't place from where though. Are you that guy with the truck engine in his Corvette? :D

{Howdy Mike!} :hurray:

The last time I was a n00b, Dubya had just won his first term. I'm wanting to do a full on n00bfest....getting questions lined up. Here will be my first 10 threads.

1). Why don't C5 drivers wave at me?
2). How can I get more power out of my Crossfire?
3). What kind of wheels should I get?
4). What kind of oil should I use?
5). What color should I paint my car?
6). My car won't start. What's wrong with it. (entire body of thread).
7). What is my car worth? (no pics or info).
8). Can I pressure wash my Optispark?
9). I just beat a Nissan Rogue in a street race on Dyer Street.
10). TEH CORVET ISTHE BESTESTCAR EVER DOYOUAG REE?

Those are some pretty legit questions doggah.

I would just like to add the one question that has been really bothering me... which is better? A C4 or a C5?

Damn n00bs. :lol:




I've never bashed a new person unless they were just a friggin', annoying and rude troll.

C4 by a long shot, but only the early ones. They handle better. My cousin's father-in-law's boss's grandfather read it on the internet.

Oh, I got nothin' but love for trolls... ask CorvetteMike, Friz, Dan and Jon

He loves putting his foot in the azz of trolls.

I still want to know how many 40th Anniversary cars came in black.:confused5: