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DAB 04-12-2018 2:45pm

End of the World? - darn, i had plans for my birthday (28th)
 
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/...gist-says.html

Quote:

Is the Rapture finally here? One Christian numerologist says a biblical sign strongly suggests it.

David Meade tells the U.K.'s Daily Express newspaper that on April 23, the sun and moon will be in Virgo, as will Jupiter, which represents the Messiah.

For a certain branch of evangelical Christianity, Revelation 12:1–2 describes the beginning of what is known as the Rapture and the second coming of Christ.


The passage reads: “And a great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet, and on her head a crown of 12 stars. She was pregnant and was crying out in birth pains and the agony of giving birth.”

In the passage, the woman is represented as Virgo.

According to Meade, the alignment represents “the Lion of the tribe of Judah,” marking the Rapture, the belief that Christ will bring the faithful into paradise prior to a period of tribulation on earth that precedes the end of time.

Meade said he believes the so-called Planet X, which is also known as Nibiru, will appear above the sky on the April date, causing volcanic eruptions, tsunamis and earthquakes.

NASA repeatedly has said Planet X is a hoax.

Speaking to the Express, Meade described it as “a unique once-in-a-century sign exactly as depicted in the 12th chapter of Revelation. This is our time marker.”

However, author Jonathan Sarfati remains skeptical.

He told the Express: “As usual with any astrology (or Christian adaptations of it), one cherry-picks the stars that fit the desired conclusion.

“There is nothing to suggest that April 23 is a momentous date for biblical prophecy, and Christians need to be careful about being drawn into such sensationalist claims.

“We won’t know the day or the hour — so we should be prepared at all times!”


and strictly speaking, the Rapture is not the end of the world, that comes about 7 years afterwards.

guess we'll know if he's right in about 11 days.

:DAB:

69camfrk 04-12-2018 3:17pm

Oh shit, I thought it was the "end" of the world. I quit my job this morning, cashed out my retirement, have a suitcase of primo blow, and am on an airplane headed to Vegas as we speak to meet up with a bevy of hookers. I'm not likely to be sucked up in the rapture, so I could be screwed. I guess I will tell the boss that I was just kidding, and see if the dope dealer and hookers will give me a refund!:rofl::leaving:

OddBall 04-12-2018 7:24pm

https://memegenerator.net/img/instan...its-nibiru.jpg

Bucwheat 04-12-2018 7:38pm

OH chit! Not again:leaving:

Defib1961 04-12-2018 9:39pm

My wife's birthday is the 23rd. Either she is gonna have a heck of a birthday or she will remember who she is married to.

Milton Fox 04-12-2018 9:54pm

https://cdn.weednews.co/wp-content/u...in-678x381.jpg

Sea Six 04-13-2018 3:25am

Quote:

End of the world
Oh, sweet... another one?

:hurray:



I missed the last one. Had to work.

86RAG 04-13-2018 4:39am

I'll be in my secret underground bunker, the end of the world will never find me!








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