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DJ_Critterus 10-05-2022 8:26am

Date at the shooting range is scheduled
 
I met this gorgeous brunette woman a few weeks ago and we've been on a couple of dates. About a week ago, we were talking about going to a shooting range because she has never fired a weapon before.

So, I went out with her last night. She just so happened to remember that I regularly shoot a 9mm, .45, and two rifles in 5.56.

Here's the part that floored me. She said she went out and bought ammo in those sizes and wants to go shooting Friday after work. No pics (as I don't have any) but this could be the real deal. I might have met my match. :willy:

Bill 10-05-2022 8:37am

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never thought I would be writing a letter like this, but.............

Rikki Z-06 10-05-2022 8:41am

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1997051)
I met this gorgeous brunette woman a few weeks ago. but this could be the real deal. I might have met my match. :willy:

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Louie Detroit 10-05-2022 8:45am

This is my rifle, this is my gun…

Big bob 10-05-2022 9:06am

What doesn't kill you......................

TheHammer 10-05-2022 9:06am

got anything good to sell?

DJ_Critterus 10-05-2022 9:09am

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Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth (Post 1997057)
Desperation has you being played like a fiddle.

Calling you a ****ing asshole is an understatement. **** off. Nobody here likes you and you contribute nothing of substance or any good to the forum.

Giraffe (He/Him) 10-05-2022 9:34am

Hit her in the shitter. Straight away. Don’t **** around DJ go directly to the balloon knot.

6spdC6 10-05-2022 9:35am

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1997051)
I met this gorgeous brunette woman a few weeks ago and we've been on a couple of dates. About a week ago, we were talking about going to a shooting range because she has never fired a weapon before.

So, I went out with her last night. She just so happened to remember that I regularly shoot a 9mm, .45, and two rifles in 5.56.

Here's the part that floored me. She said she went out and bought ammo in those sizes and wants to go shooting Friday after work. No pics (as I don't have any) but this could be the real deal. I might have met my match. :willy:

Sounds like a good time.:seasix:

I told my wife a couple years ago I was thinking of getting a 20G skeet gun as the 12 I normally used was getting rough on a old guy like me. I found a Browning Citori under the Christmas tree.

Thats why she is a keeper (now at 52 years married)

May you have the same luck!--:cert:

DJ_Critterus 10-05-2022 9:44am

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Originally Posted by 6spdC6 (Post 1997071)
Sounds like a good time.:seasix:

I told my wife a couple years ago I was thinking of getting a 20G skeet gun as the 12 I normally used was getting rough on a old guy like me. I found a Browning Citori under the Christmas tree.

Thats why she is a keeper (now at 52 years married)

May you have the same luck!--:cert:

Thanks, but I'm not looking to do the marriage thing.... just here for a good time :yesnod:

DJ_Critterus 10-05-2022 9:45am

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Originally Posted by bill_daniels (Post 1997054)
Dear Penthouse Forum:

I never thought I would be writing a letter like this, but.............


Mike Mercury 10-05-2022 9:50am

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1997051)
Here's the part that floored me. She said she went out and bought ammo in those sizes and wants to go shooting Friday after work.





https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/29...0c14a95465.jpg






on second thought...wear a bullet proof vest.

6spdC6 10-05-2022 10:13am

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1997074)
Thanks, but I'm not looking to do the marriage thing.... just here for a good time :yesnod:

I was thinking of the character of the woman not talking about marriage for you.

The one your referring to does have a great mind set. Good luck!

DJ_Critterus 10-05-2022 10:41am

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Originally Posted by StorytellerStealth (Post 1997080)
I will take into account in future posts you are thin-skinned.👍

Not thin skinned. I simply don't like you.

Vandelay Industries 10-05-2022 10:42am

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Originally Posted by Mike Mercury (Post 1997076)
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e5/29...0c14a95465.jpg






on second thought...wear a bullet proof vest cup.

:iagree:

DJ_Critterus 10-05-2022 10:55am

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Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries (Post 1997084)
:iagree:

Like this?


sublime1996525 10-05-2022 11:00am

Congrats man!

Vandelay Industries 10-05-2022 11:05am

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1997088)

:rofl:

You can never be too careful :yesnod:


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