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mrvette 05-02-2021 3:33pm

Had a colonoscopy......
 
so I been gawn for some 3 daze......:sadangel:

SO when I woke up, Saturday AM near noon, All the surgical team around me, I asked the head man/surgeon a question after he described the operation.....

seems he went in the mouth down to stomach.....then up the ass for a few feet.....

I said I hoped he did my mouth before my ass.......and they all cracked up.....

:rofl::lol::dance:

Knooger 05-02-2021 3:52pm

Pics?

Rikki Z-06 05-02-2021 4:27pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knooger (Post 1878499)
Pics?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Rodnok1 05-02-2021 5:02pm

They didn't find your ability to not post links to your email did they? :)

bill_daniels 05-02-2021 9:26pm

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Originally Posted by Rodnok1 (Post 1878506)
They didn't find your ability to not post links to your email did they? :)


Oh no you di'int!


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::breathe::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

ratflinger 05-02-2021 10:25pm

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Originally Posted by Knooger (Post 1878499)
Pics?




Down the mouth or up the ass?

dvarapala 05-02-2021 11:44pm

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Originally Posted by mrvette (Post 1878495)
so I been gawn for some 3 daze......:sadangel:

3 days for a colonoscopy? :confused:

mrvette 05-03-2021 5:25am

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Originally Posted by dvarapala (Post 1878541)
3 days for a colonoscopy? :confused:

THAT's what I thought......I went unannounced to hospital because rectal bleeding red......so Thursday they setting up schedule, Friday wasted, Sat was cut day and overnight for observation.....need go for consult soon with surgeon....lovely.....so home around 11 on Sunday.....

Thing is, that or wait untill JUNE and we going north for a week or so then, need by OVER with by then...diareah and all.....tired of this shit.....

:sadangel::issues:

snide 05-03-2021 5:38am

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvarapala (Post 1878541)
3 days for a colonoscopy? :confused:

You may find this hard to believe, but Gene was more full of shit than you! I didn't think it was possible either. :shrug:

mrvette 05-03-2021 8:21am

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Originally Posted by snide (Post 1878552)
You may find this hard to believe, but Gene was more full of shit than you! I didn't think it was possible either. :shrug:

They asked if I ever had one before, I said no......they said everyone should have the exam around age 50 or so....BS is my thought......at any rate they could have started the wash out treatments the first day, and then did the surgery the next day.....but I suppose with no lead time.....oh well....too much patients scheduled ahead of me.....

Stomach ulcer, polip removed, is all I recall from but need schedule a follow up with the sturgen going to call today......then all the records sent to my primary care Doc......watt a mess.......nuff said......

it's a mess getting old.....damnit......:issues:

snide 05-03-2021 6:20pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrvette (Post 1878579)
They asked if I ever had one before, I said no......they said everyone should have the exam around age 50 or so....BS is my thought......at any rate they could have started the wash out treatments the first day, and then did the surgery the next day.....but I suppose with no lead time.....oh well....too much patients scheduled ahead of me.....

Stomach ulcer, polip removed, is all I recall from but need schedule a follow up with the sturgen going to call today......then all the records sent to my primary care Doc......watt a mess.......nuff said......

it's a mess getting old.....damnit......:issues:

Glad you're still with us Gene. :thumbs::thumbs:

:cheers:

MadInNc 05-03-2021 6:42pm

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Originally Posted by snide (Post 1878703)
Glad you're still with us Gene. :thumbs::thumbs:

:cheers:

I agree :iagree::withstupid:


Hope it’s not IBS:leaving:

Rikki Z-06 05-03-2021 6:53pm

Well, I turned 50 this year, I guess I should just invite @Knooger over and just get it over with :yesnod:

99 pewtercoupe 05-03-2021 7:25pm

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Originally Posted by Rikki Z-06 (Post 1878713)
Well, I turned 50 this year, I guess I should just invite @Knooger over and just get it over with :yesnod:

Go for it! :seasix:

Rikki Z-06 05-03-2021 7:34pm

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Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe (Post 1878718)
Go for it! :seasix:

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Knooger 05-03-2021 7:52pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rikki Z-06 (Post 1878713)
Well, I turned 50 this year, I guess I should just invite @Knooger over and just get it over with :yesnod:

I'll be gentle.

Rikki Z-06 05-03-2021 7:56pm

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Originally Posted by Knooger (Post 1878725)
I'll be gentle.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:cert:

How you been doing Bud?

99 pewtercoupe 05-03-2021 8:12pm

Knooger’s definition of gentle may be slightly different than the common understanding of that word. :dance:

Rikki Z-06 05-03-2021 8:25pm

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Originally Posted by 99 pewtercoupe (Post 1878732)
Knooger’s definition of gentle may be slightly different than the common understanding of that word. :dance:

^^^^ This :yesnod:

Olustee bus 05-04-2021 2:36am

Oh lord have mercy!!


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