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Old Ben 01-25-2021 1:27pm

Dr (?) Fauci now says to wear two masks
 
Fresh off the press. He says the more layers the better. It was not too long ago that he said masks were not needed. :skep:

DAB 01-25-2021 1:31pm

a whole lot of hand waving in that "science" of his. yo, Doc, where's the peer reviewed paper that supports wearing one mask, much less two?

what's next? wear 2 condoms, or maybe 3? after all, one is good, two has to be better?

Aerovette 01-25-2021 1:47pm

This reminds me of something I used to say in jest, that is actually reality.

I used to say "It's true ! I read it ! ... I wrote it, then I read it"

He is the "science" telling you to follow the science. They are damn lucky I am wearing ONE mask. They can eat the FAMILY SIZED bag of dicks if they think I'll wear two. When Biden's hundred day Federal Mandate is up, I'll be getting thrown out of stores because I am done on that day. I'll use each mask I have to wipe my ass in whatever store I am in, and flush it...or maybe not flush it.

DJ_Critterus 01-25-2021 1:53pm

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Originally Posted by Old Ben (Post 1849728)
Fresh off the press. He says the more layers the better. It was not too long ago that he said masks were not needed. :skep:

Got a link to this? I don't doubt Fauci would put out stupid, useless advice.

DJ_Critterus 01-25-2021 1:54pm

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Originally Posted by aerovette (Post 1849734)
This reminds me of something I used to say in jest, that is actually reality.

I used to say "It's true ! I read it ! ... I wrote it, then I read it"

He is the "science" telling you to follow the science. They are damn lucky I am wearing ONE mask. They can eat the FAMILY SIZED bag of dicks if they think I'll wear two. When Biden's hundred day Federal Mandate is up, I'll be getting thrown out of stores because I am done on that day. I'll use each mask I have to wipe my ass in whatever store I am in, and flush it...or maybe not flush it.

100 day mandate? Huh? When did that go into effect and what did it state?

Aerovette 01-25-2021 1:56pm

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Originally Posted by DAB (Post 1849730)
a whole lot of hand waving in that "science" of his. yo, Doc, where's the peer reviewed paper that supports wearing one mask, much less two?

what's next? wear 2 condoms, or maybe 3? after all, one is good, two has to be better?

I want my next car to have 4 seatbelts and double paned safety glass and 8 runflat tires...two at each corner. Two rollbars and 16 fire extiguishers. All circuits double fused. It need a bladder tank with a foam dispersion system in case of a puncture.

My next house has to have inflatable floors and all inflatable furniture too.

I want shoes with a forward facing camera and trip hazard warning.

All my dinners require a visible temperature indicator and plate temperature indicator. Waiters tell you the plate is hot, but they don't tell you how hot or when it is safe to touch.

We have to up our caution game people !!

You can't be too careful.

Aerovette 01-25-2021 1:58pm

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1849736)
100 day mandate? Huh? When did that go into effect and what did it state?

It's not everywhere, but it is a blanket Federal mandate and as I see it, when it ends, the little fiefdoms can go to hell. Good enough for POTUS, good enough for me.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article...date-explainer

DJ_Critterus 01-25-2021 2:05pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by aerovette (Post 1849739)
It's not everywhere, but it is a blanket Federal mandate and as I see it, when it ends, the little fiefdoms can go to hell. Good enough for POTUS, good enough for me.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article...date-explainer

**** him and the mandate. This, like all of his other policies, won't do shit to help anyone.

Old Ben 01-25-2021 2:12pm

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Originally Posted by DJ_Critterus (Post 1849735)
Got a link to this? I don't doubt Fauci would put out stupid, useless advice.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other...?ocid=msedgntp

Aerovette 01-25-2021 2:17pm

Why not FOUR masks? Or EIGHT ?

Dan Dlabay 01-25-2021 2:19pm

He is a dumb ass and fits right in with the dumb ass dems.

Mike Mercury 01-25-2021 2:22pm

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https://www.shutupandtakemymoney.com...virus-meme.jpg








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DJ_Critterus 01-25-2021 2:29pm

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Originally Posted by Old Ben (Post 1849742)

All of Falsey's speculation has helped destroy the economy...accelerated it, actually, when this scamdemic hit.

I wouldn't trust his advice any more than the real CD99 not being a racist.

z06psi 01-25-2021 2:33pm

Plastic bags work best.

All Democrats should only use those.

Little Red L98. 01-25-2021 2:36pm

Dumb. Gay even.

z06psi 01-25-2021 2:37pm

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Originally Posted by Little Red L98. (Post 1849757)
Dumb. Gay even.

****ing avi. is awesome.


Two good looking dudes. :yesnod:



no homo.

The_Dude 01-25-2021 2:37pm

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Originally Posted by Little Red L98. (Post 1849757)
Dumb. Gay even.

Nice avi Garf! :funny:

dvarapala 01-25-2021 2:38pm

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Originally Posted by Mike Mercury (Post 1849746)

:rofl:

Little Red L98. 01-25-2021 2:41pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by z06psi (Post 1849758)
****ing avi. is awesome.


Two good looking dudes. :yesnod:



no homo.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Dude (Post 1849759)
Nice avi Garf! :funny:

Trump be like WTF authorized this! :lol:

snide 01-25-2021 2:43pm

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Originally Posted by Mike Mercury (Post 1849746)

:funnier::funnier::funnier:


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