******* The Christmas is Coming Bar & Grill *******
 

You know the rules. Play nice. Or not.

:cheers:

Belly'ing up to the bar:cert:


First round of Jager bombs iz on me.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_K9ic6CASKI...andyVagina.png

It is almost like it was named after ME.

wth - i need a drink

Hey yall!!!!

Semester finished and grades posted!!!!

I can play in The Barn! :dance:

:lol: BudLight please... :D

:kimblair:




oh wait, was that too vile, or bitchy? :leaving:

:roll:

I like your new avatar! :cert:

how about a nice cold beer :D

thank you :)

I'm sure that it's named after most of us... I mean really. Who hasn't had a sandy vag day in their lifetime?

:cheers:

Dunno, don't care! :lol:

don't kid yourself...you know this was named after Omega :slap:

Yep.

:rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

dicks suffer from sandy vag syndrome as well :lol:

:iagree:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...y35wJEJC-BGD6Q

I bet ya life was much easier then.

Yeah... but men were probably tired of putting up with their shit then too. :leaving:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

absolutely...until the cavemen tried to get with the sandy dead cave women......

And likewise....

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...wZOntwQvV9icVw

Then they invented lube.

:lol: I was waiting for that... :seasix:

I don't know man, that's a lot of sand....

Hey Snide.....how's the c3?!

The shark is great. My little guy always wants to go for a ride in it.

Running a successful bar is not as easy as it looks. :DAB:

and then that vile, bitch HeatherO comes along :D:leaving:

I like her. She has spunk. And isn't afraid of her shadow. :yesnod:

:cert:

Glad you got it! :)

:lol:

Hey DAB. :kimblair:

whew!!! you saved her from having to edit that post, just in case it was "too much" for the delicate sensibilities of some members :leaving:

I lurve her. She's just such a Yankee, bless her heart. :lol:

Hey...I just noticed the Barn Raising I tags on our names. :seasix:

Hi Liz.

Bar rookies. You can't have thin skin.

Talking in the 3rd person is fun.

I agree.

I know many of my CF and VB friends from bar days on CF. Long ago in a galaxy far far away! :lol:

no Liz, bless YOUR heart :grouphug:

whooooot on the Barn Raising tags!!! I still think it should have been called barn burning, or hell raising, or something :leaving:

This is the first bar thread I have ever posted in. Here or over there. And I'm standing with my pants down.

niiice Snide robbed you of your innocence :D

She's a Yankee? WTF? Where is that line thingy drawn between North & South? I thought it was at the Michigan/Canadian border.

I hope you put the pants on the puppy so he doesn't crap up the bar. :D

where ever it is, it's well below NJ :lol:

:hurray: Heather in da house

You planning on flying somewhere? :confused5:

:shots: what'll ya have...it's on me :D

Cherry lemonade, please. :D

I will have a finely aged rum. Neat

Thanks

:skep:

How about something with an umbrella?

Does this bar serve Shirley Temples? :leaving:

Are you 8 years old with curly hair??

How about a sippy cup?

we can put an umbrella on any damn drink she wants :D

true story: years ago, my exhusband ordered a sprite with grenadine in some bar (he was not a drinker) and the waitress asked him for ID :lol:

That was my response to the question about drinks with umbrellas.
I wll take my liquor neat thank you

Why don't drinks have little hammocks??

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Should I have said lemonade with grenadine? And would you ask for my ID?

:lol:

I'm ok with no umbrella, but I do want a straw!

And the umbrellas ARE cute. :D

two forms of ID chicky...and they better have pics!! I have straws too :D

rofl....Now you sound like the bank!

:lol::lol: i really do have straws though...i give them to all the customers that want to sip their drink from their brown paper baggy all secret like :D

The officer will be so disappointed when he realizes I just have cherry lemonade in my red solo cup!

hmmm and people say I post ugly shit :confused5:

(i left out the ugly pic on purpose)

actually..he will probably be relieved and thankful you won't be another drunk he has to deal with...:lol:

the hammocks are reserved for the people having the drinks :D

Pull 'em up alien, quick, otherwise us humans will never get laid!:rofl:

Eh, I dunno....I like nice, normal American men.

Oh wait.....:leaving:

Hmmmm, well, I'm north-American!.......:makeout:
:lol:

O dear. A technicality I failed to consider! :lol:

My one post for the day.:hi:

A technicality most American Americans fail to consider.

Howdy.

Ha,ha,ha.....two Canadian bars in a row, gotta love it!:dance:

:kimblair:

Wait...what?! :lol:

Can I get a little Bailey's for my coffee this morning.

I'm not finding motivation today. :needcoffee:

Sure! I'll give you a kick to get ya going! :lol:

What are yall doing for Thanksgiving, Woody?

Both my kittehs are in my office right now. Chasing each other :willy:

only two more hours of open enrollment hell!!!! :dance:

Progress! Yay!!!

I know you're ready for open enrollment to CLOSE!!!

no kidding!!! people are nuts, I tell ya :willy::willy:

What are some of the stupid questions you've got so far?

the most popular stupid questions would have to be:

"how much money should I elect to have deposited in my flexible spending account?"
and
"which dental plan should I pick for 2012?"

But don't you know every one of them and their needs? :toetap:

:lol:

i call BS: women, we men are told, know everything, therefore, you should know all the answers to these ridiculous questions.... :yesnod: :DAB:

sssshhhhh don't tell me colleagues that. :shots:

Did you pass???:waiting:

Tell me about it.....'Under the Boardwalk'..........about 1/2 a century ago.....:seasix:

:DAB:

exterior doors to my office all painted, refit, properly shimmed to fit nicely against the weather stripping, new sweeps installed, new door knob installed. way less drafty than they were a week ago, and better looking too (went from cobalt blue to dark red for exterior color).

next up: Mrs. DAB's office doors (also a pair of 30" doors).

and need to work on the laundry room table......

:yesnod: :dance:

:D

Love dark red exterior doors! It was either dark red or black for our front doors when we had the house painted this month. We went with black, but the kitchen is dark red. :yesnod:

we have 6 sets (BR, DR, LR, my office, Mrs. office, studio) of exterior double doors, and another 3 single exterior doors (master bath, laundry, studio)....that's a lot of exterior doors to maintain.

replaced the worst 3 with steel doors this year, rehabbing other wood doors to buy another few years before replacing them too with steel doors in later years. except for the front doors, all the doors are full light doors. lets a lot of sunshine in. :hurray::hurray:

Good idea.....zombie proof.:seasix:

EH, just give it a lick....:lol:

nah, more a practical consideration. the dry air and intense sunshine really beat up wood doors...they have peeling paint, wood shrinkage (shrinkage is bad, very bad), rotting...all bad things, but not so with steel.

i think we are too far off the beaten path to worry about zombies, and we can see them coming from a fair distance away...plenty of time to sound the alarm.

I was going to post that HERE in good old damp/hot FLORIDA that even the sun is wet....and so steel doors RUST like mad if directly exposed to ANY splash from rain/gutters/floods/etc......and to boot the inner cores are mostly all chip/flake board....and swell up to expand the steel from inside, and you wooden belEEEEEEve the messes I have seen here doing remodeling....

another reason MY house is on a hill and masonry....

rainstorm just now, really heavy...uphill neighbor has a concrete back yard like I used to have in G'burg Md.....and so mine had a curb and free flow down hill to street, no sweat, this idiot has a curb in his back yard and then puts a GRATE over the only 4" drain pipe, and insists on putting it over there, of course those leaves from the useless trees matte over the drain then instead of just washing down with the water, and so.....it over flows and floods my atrium and washes 500 lbs of sand down my driveway vagina.....

:beat::beat::kimblair::leaving:

we had to replace the front door in our MD house several years ago, went with fiberglass, as the moisture would not affect it like it would affect wood or steel.

but in the arid desert, steel works just fine.

Wow, that's alot of doors to the outside!

:rofl:

:hi:

You saw how the last one ended...