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DAB 02-16-2011 5:17pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by prseasix (Post 147783)
Here you go, Doug.

You seem to be the only one drinking these, so I'll just leave them right here. They're just about to hit the expiration date, so no charge on these.

http://www.cedarpoint.com/_upload/blog//NBP870.jpg
ahhh.....mmmm.....oops, spilled a little. i'll have my staff clean up that mess.

Sea Six 02-16-2011 5:18pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by snide (Post 147776)
Nice glass. The contents, not so much. :D
:confused5:


You fooled me there for a second.


I thought I served you Kerrmudgeon's drink.

DAB 02-16-2011 5:18pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by 77-MBA-85 (Post 147779)
I'm guessing right into your glass too :D

:shots:
it's a miracle, he turned booze into air!!!!

sasnglass77 02-16-2011 5:18pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by thkauffman (Post 147788)
Nope. Just haven't gotten any lately.

Oh, well. Par for my life.
I know I hit ya with some. cause I'm on lock out again :lol:

snide 02-16-2011 5:18pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by 77-MBA-85 (Post 147779)
I'm guessing right into your glass too :D

:shots:
You're one smart :Sexy: cookie. :yesnod:

:shots:

Sea Six 02-16-2011 5:19pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by prseasix (Post 147786)
And here YOU go, sir.


:rep:
Quote:
Originally Posted by thkauffman (Post 147788)
Nope. Just haven't gotten any lately.

Oh, well. Par for my life.
:toetap:

sasnglass77 02-16-2011 5:19pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by snide (Post 147796)
You're one smart :Sexy: cookie. :yesnod:

:shots:
:yesnod: But I can't type to save my soul :lol::lol:
Just ask Carl!! :rofl:

thkauffman 02-16-2011 5:20pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by prseasix (Post 147797)
:toetap:
Didn't see that one.

:rep:

Sea Six 02-16-2011 5:20pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by DAB (Post 147790)
ahhh.....mmmm.....oops, spilled a little. i'll have my staff clean up that mess.
That's ok... I'll have our intern get that right away.



CARL!!

DAB 02-16-2011 5:20pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by snide (Post 147796)
You're one smart :Sexy: cookie. :yesnod:

:shots:
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs26/f/20...822a529750.jpg

http://i.acdn.us/image/A2226/222643/300_222643.jpg

snide 02-16-2011 5:22pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by DAB (Post 147802)
:rofl: :rofl:

F40 02-16-2011 5:24pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by prseasix (Post 147760)
Put your money away, Neigh-bor.

This round's on the house. You can get the next one.


:cheers:
Thanks Nabor. I hope we were not to loud last night:D

carlton_fritz 02-16-2011 5:27pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by DAB (Post 147768)
i need about 140 more posts, trying to get my bank roll back to where it was a few days ago....

whew, that's 1
Game room cheats.

Sea Six 02-16-2011 5:27pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by F40 (Post 147808)
Thanks Nabor. I hope we were not to loud last night:D
Nah... you're good.

carlton_fritz 02-16-2011 5:28pm
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said :

"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have
to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and
has a rather strong sex drive.."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well.... You started it.

Sea Six 02-16-2011 5:29pm
:rofl:

Yes... but I have a feeling you really mean it. :thumbs:

:seeya: Kelly!


What're you drinking?

F40 02-16-2011 5:32pm
Have you started working at your new job yet?

snide 02-16-2011 5:32pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by carlton_fritz (Post 147815)
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said :

"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have
to drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and
has a rather strong sex drive.."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well.... You started it.
:lol:

carlton_fritz 02-16-2011 5:34pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by prseasix (Post 147819)
:rofl:

Yes... but I have a feeling you really mean it. :thumbs:

:seeya: Kelly!


What're you drinking?
:hi: Big Red Soda.

Kerrmudgeon 02-16-2011 5:35pm
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs26/f/20...822a529750.jpg
I dunno...? If I saw one of those with dark spots and cracks like that....I'd run the other way....:rofl:


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