We bury um quicker so to make the offensive offer before the tears dry! Everyone knows this!

:lol: :iagree: :rofl:

Seriously it’s the Jewish Lawyer doing the probate that charges some absorbent fees!

I’ve never been accused of being cheap. Remember I’m dumb….

My neighbor GAVE me his house! My rental house was a gift. This is what happens when you don’t judge someone when you help out the elderly for free, when you clear their driveway from snow and cut their grass. This is when you remove trees and stumps just because you have a backhoe. This happens after years of being a good neighbor.

OP should end up with clogged water lines and a failing sewage system draining into his driveway! Talking so horribly about the poor sick dude….

This has to be one, if not the funniest post ever!:seasix::rofl:

Be carful Anj....You get him going and you will never get rid of him. He's like a little puppy begging for attention and being told he's a good boy all the while nipping at your heals....:D :yesnod:

Sounded like she was going to use the services of a real estate broker. That's gotta grind your gears. :Jeff '79:

Reading is fundamental....I already stated that I was actually relieved she is not interested in selling to me. :yesnod:

Fuk you realtors, only if I can take advantage of this man’s daughter would I pay 1/3 its value! Then I get all the good stuff he’s been hiding away all these years to boot. To think, you and I both are close to the same height, I’ll wrestle you, you midget!

Ya stupid or something?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

What's an absorbent fee?

I guess he must sprinkle some kitty litter around the contract....:rofl:

Two years ago roughly my MIL may she RIP, passed. We found it to our families benefit to avoid the 500/800.00 pr hr attorneys probate fees, as quoted.

Others may find this within expected costs, that’s fine.

ab·sorb·ent
/əbˈzôrb(ə)nt/
adjective
(of a material) able to soak up liquid easily.
"drain on absorbent paper towels" :rofl::rofl:

Pics of hoarder's daughter.

Holy shit...Perfect!!:seasix: :rofl: I didnt know Chester was a Jewish name...:D

You would not bang....short, pudgy, bleached blonde. But....A nice person...:yesnod:

Whew dodged a bullet.

Pics of hoarder's daughter's daughter?

I can't stand guys like that.:)

Has anybody seen Yadkin?

Ill see what I can do. Hell, I dont even know if she even has a kid...:confused5: