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Vandelay Industries 02-03-2023 12:03am

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Originally Posted by LATB (Post 2046247)
I think he should go gangsta with “Douggie-B”…

He right when he write
Not uptight
Cruisin in da Vett tonight
Keeps the bitches in his sight
Got emotions under control
Cause dats how he roll
He ain’t smokin no more bowl
Only social alcohol
Yo

He roll at his own pace
He rule FB Marketplace
Don't try no lowball
You know his nut be small
Don't insult him to his face
You gon' be put in yo place
He gots da yellow pad
With the deets that make him mad

higgyburners 02-03-2023 1:55am

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LATB (Post 2046247)
I think he should go gangsta with “Douggie-B”…

He right when he write
Not uptight
Cruisin in da Vett tonight
Keeps the bitches in his sight
Got emotions under control
Cause dats how he roll
He ain’t smokin no more bowl
Only social alcohol
Yo

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Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries (Post 2046250)
He roll at his own pace
He rule FB Marketplace
Don't try no lowball
You know his nut be small
Don't insult him to his face
You gon' be put in yo place
He gots da yellow pad
With the deets that make him mad

:rofl:

UniqueDoug 02-03-2023 2:28am

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Originally Posted by LATB (Post 2046247)
I think he should go gangsta with “Douggie-B”…

He right when he write
Not uptight
Cruisin in da Vett tonight
Keeps the bitches in his sight
Got emotions under control
Cause dats how he roll
He ain’t smokin no more bowl
Only social alcohol
Yo

That’s actually pretty good, Baltimore Lars. :D

UniqueDoug 02-03-2023 2:30am

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Originally Posted by LATB (Post 2046182)
Maybe the seller didn’t like the exposure. And/or he didn’t give Doug permission to post the story about Carole?

I had/have permission, kind of like writing 101.

UniqueDoug 02-03-2023 2:34am

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Originally Posted by LATB (Post 2046187)
Man this sucks. I thought he was in a good place and headed in the right direction. New gig that seems to be going well and a good fit. New vette and girlfriend joining him for the return trip. Hotel sects and all. Lucky bastard.

What’s up with the past tense lol

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Originally Posted by Vandelay Industries (Post 2046202)
Clean things up?

Like Tony Soprano style?

:popcorns:

Like I said it’s actually pretty simple, seven months ago I transferred and sold Donzi back to the guy I bought it from, apparently he proceeded to do nothing with it, now Mechanic is calling me getting all silly and stupid.

Giraffe (He/Him) 02-03-2023 3:56am

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Originally Posted by VatorMan (Post 2046195)
55+ year old MEN worried about Doug. You guys get a ****ing life.

The same 55+ year old MEN who proclaim with pride; I don't do social media. :Jeff '79::Jeff '79:

UniqueDoug 02-03-2023 7:00am

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Originally Posted by Giraffe (He/Him) (Post 2046262)
The same 55+ year old MEN who proclaim with pride; I don't do social media. :Jeff '79::Jeff '79:

:funnier: it’s kind of funny to see the lurkers come out of the woodwork to take jabs, I guess 20 years of “being yourself” on the Internet, way back to the match.com days, you’re going to generate a fan club. I’m still trying to figure out who that one guy is. Newish here, but definitely knows a lot of stuff.

LATB 02-03-2023 7:18am

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Originally Posted by UniqueDoug (Post 2046258)
That’s actually pretty good, Baltimore Lars. :D

Dat's how we roll in da hood. :Jeff '79:

LATB 02-03-2023 7:22am

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Originally Posted by UniqueDoug (Post 2046260)
What’s up with the past tense lol

I got 4 words for you...

Hotel
Sex
Lucky
Bastard

Tikiman 02-03-2023 7:56am

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Originally Posted by LATB (Post 2046275)
I got 4 words for you...

Hotel
Sex
Lucky
Bastard


Bed bugs

Lice

Spooge on the walls, ceiling, curtains, pillow cases, and TV remote.

Walk in there with a blacklight and it will look like somebody slaughtered a hog.

:ack:

LATB 02-03-2023 8:02am

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Originally Posted by Tikiman (Post 2046287)
Bed bugs

Lice

Spooge on the walls, ceiling, curtains, pillow cases, and TV remote.

Walk in there with a blacklight and it will look like somebody slaughtered a hog.

:ack:

Well, there goes my boner. :ack: :rofl:

UniqueDoug 02-03-2023 8:03am

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Originally Posted by Tikiman (Post 2046287)
Bed bugs

Lice

Spooge on the walls, ceiling, curtains, pillow cases, and TV remote.

Walk in there with a blacklight and it will look like somebody slaughtered a hog.

:ack:

lol on the rare occasion I sleep in a hotel it’s kind of like don’t ask don’t tell. Worst part of that place was the cost, $160 a night all in and you did not even get a USB port for charging WTF, I asked for view of parking lot, she gives me a view of canopy over check in WTF, two star hotel, guess that’s what you get when you’re in Podunk Stockbridge Georgia ha ha

UniqueDoug 02-03-2023 8:04am

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Originally Posted by LATB (Post 2046290)
Well, there goes my boner. :ack: :rofl:

If you got a Boner, even semi wood, thinking about me having sex, I have a therapist I can refer you to LOL

Tikiman 02-03-2023 8:24am

Must be an excellent therapist.

We all can see just how much help it's done you. :lol:

Tikiman 02-03-2023 8:26am

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Originally Posted by UniqueDoug (Post 2046292)
lol on the rare occasion I sleep in a hotel it’s kind of like don’t ask don’t tell. Worst part of that place was the cost, $160 a night all in and you did not even get a USB port for charging WTF, I asked for view of parking lot, she gives me a view of canopy over check in WTF, two star hotel, guess that’s what you get when you’re in Podunk Stockbridge Georgia ha ha


Baller. :yesnod:

I know that whenever I'm staying at a hotel, I always ask for a nice view of the parking lot. So much better than an ocean view with that noisy surf keeping you up all night. :yesnod:

LATB 02-03-2023 8:32am

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Originally Posted by UniqueDoug (Post 2046293)
If you got a Boner, even semi wood, thinking about me having sex, I have a therapist I can refer you to LOL

:rofl::rofl:
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Originally Posted by Tikiman (Post 2046303)
Must be an excellent therapist.

We all can see just how much help it's done you. :lol:

:rofl: breathe... :rofl:

UniqueDoug 02-03-2023 8:47am

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Originally Posted by Tikiman (Post 2046303)
Must be an excellent therapist.

We all can see just how much help it's done you. :lol:

Well thank you, my pleasure. Lol

Tikiman 02-03-2023 8:55am

You know, if you take the trouble to place colons before and after your emoji tags, they will actually show up as the emojis and not make you look like a six year old girl.

You're welcome.

UniqueDoug 02-03-2023 9:19am

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Originally Posted by Tikiman (Post 2046322)
You know, if you take the trouble to place colons before and after your emoji tags, they will actually show up as the emojis and not make you look like a six year old girl.

You're welcome.

I was going for seven year old girl, close enough lol

Big bob 02-03-2023 9:22am

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Originally Posted by Patsgarage (Post 2046216)
My guess is pending legal action.


Bingo we have a winner.:seasix: Selling truck and trying to (loan) money with no paper work buying another car, bets on who will be titled to. Then scrubbing stupidly posted bank info. Yep our philanthropist is trying to screw someone. Time will tell personal,legal or medical place your bets now.:waiting:


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