There was a 5 mph wind at the time. :yesnod:

*Tattoo

I've got 4 tattoo's and the chicks dig me :yesnod:

That's not why you get tattoos.

Apparently you get them to show how much of a badass you are and that you are not afraid of needles...or your wife. :funniest:

I'm not afraid of my wife..........just let me finish up washing these dishes and I'll explain why :yesnod:

If you were in the military, go with your branch’s emblem.
Whatever you get just know that at our age, skin isn’t as tight and the ink can bleed/spread so fine details might mush out.
And don’t worry about what people think or say about it. It’s a personal thing and that’s what matters. The one and only one I have was for personal reasons and I don’t show it off like some ink junkies with the “look at me” tattoos all over them.
There’s no pain involved really. I scrolled the web while having mine done. Just make sure you get a good shop and as the saying goes, you get what you pay for.

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Never got one, but I am fine with other people having them. Just not on the neck or hands. Back when I was a hiring manager, I would never take anyone with a tattoo on the neck or hands. Just not a good look in a professional environment.

Agreed. But I respectfully disagree. Tattoos are meant to be seen...by others. Not just yourself. If you were the only man on the planet you wouldn't be thinking how cool ink was.

And i always thought it was your C-4. :confused5:

Are you 3' 6"?

Get a big letter "W" on each ass cheek and when you bend over "WoW"....
Only a suggestion.

Tattoos and piercings are the dumbest things people can do to themselves...

I got a tat of a 100 dollar bill on my dick!

1. I like to see my money grow!

2. I like to keep my money close in hand!

3. Every time I give the wife a hundred dollars, she blows it.....!


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yes an old one, but

shocking

Guess they don't take after Dad, when it comes to paying the bill.....:yesnod:

Oh God....not the old tattoo jokes...

Spotted a gal in a bikini on the beach with the face of Abraham Lincoln tattoo partially visible on her lower belly, I said, "That's a very good likeness". She said, "You should see his beard"...

Make sure your tattoo artist has spellchecker:

https://www.liveabout.com/thmb/zO_JA...af5c8e6594.jpg

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