Porter’s dreams of equestrian glory did not pan out.

Next play date

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Porters time share



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Last night was Margarita night in Porters home town.

He took his two neighbors there for dinner.

Video he took of them leaving bar

Porter don’t need no weights for a good workout.

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This is why I don't do gymnastics anymore!:yesnod:

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:rofl:

That, and that there aren't any 350 lb gymnasts

Why does it always have to be about you. :rolleyes:

If I don't make it about me who will?

For once I agree with you!:yesnod:

His girlfriend looks sad as well.

Porter on his skateboard
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Porter's friends like to play practical jokes on him

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Porter messed with the wrong mofo

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Porter embraces the RV lifestyle
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Porter drowning as a child

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Porter joins the police force and becomes a CFOT moderator.
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https://thevettebarn.com/forums/atta...1&d=1613101085

I'm a big Steven Tyler fan.

We won't hold that against you:D:lol:

Porter needs to keep his hands in front of him, not down by his waist. :rolleyes:

:rofl:

Porter's time as a motivational speaker...

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The military didn’t work out too well either….

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I usually had to learn the hard way when I was younger!:yesnod:

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He can’t navigate a traffic circle but can stick the landing….

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'Tread of the year'

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After the crane incident Porter didn't have enough for a C4, but he was proud when he got this cherry red C3.


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I made myself lose weight after this happened!:hurray:


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Porter's dog is well armed

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Epic!

Porter put up Christmas decorations
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And decided to give himself his own handy
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then he gave one to his best friend
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You knew you needed to do something about your weight after that. It wasn't until you caused an international incident that you finally did something about it.

This is why the Eifel tower now has weight restrictions. Thanks Hal!!

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My first job as a fork lit driver!

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Porter’s attempt at weight lifting didn’t pan out

Unfortunately, bowling was not Porter’s forte

when Porter goes to Church the Nuns don't like it.
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You fukers are all well..fukers!:dance:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Porter chooses an inopportune time to for a piss break.

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Porter's brother shows off his new trick.

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That would be Mister ****er :lol:

Thread save

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No prob, insurance covered it all!

Porter doing a gender reveal
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So, you **** misters? NTTAWWT. :strats:

Porter can't seem to get the hang of riding a bicycle

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Porters crane operating days


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right after he was fired from the Amazon Distribution facility. Employers should really check those references :yesnod:

Yeah they really were dumbfuks!:yesnod::yesnod:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Porter's cat

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Porter gettin kinky with his dominatrix
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Did the end of that axe fly off?

yeah. Probably planned.

I think you're right. Notice the head shot, not a gut shot.

Many Miata drivers are used to getting "rammed form behind". :lol:

*Current Barn members and families excluded from this statement :D

Yeah, but getting rammed from behind while in the car seems a bit odd, doesn't it?

Porter and the Slip'n slide

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Like in the back of a Volkswagen?

Wouldn't be for you since you like to sit on your husbands lap while he's driving!:yesnod:

Vallet parking didn't work out either.

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Porter finally got his own reality show, "Animal Rescue" only lasted for 1 episode.

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Finally Porter figured his luck had changed when his candidate got elected.

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That's just getting screwed in some place uncomfortable. :yesnod:

Porters GF was an exotic dancer.
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:eek:

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She was fricken hot, that was the only way I could cool her off at my age!:hurray:

They land on their feet. :hat:

Switched to a new Dentist! Scheduled monthly appointments!:hurray::hurray:


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That’s wonderful :rolleyes:

super

Thx for looking :rofl:

37 next weekend :party:

Radical input!

:wow:

We've been waiting for a week.

:funnier::funnier::funnier:

Stickkiheim :kimblair:

Mentorheim :kimblair:

Porter's sister was deadeye :yesnod:

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too bad it wasn't a poison dart :yesnod:

Porters dad :yesnod:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Like the Prom Night Dumpster Baby?

:rofl:

I Porter'd the shit out of my YouTube link :shrug:

Yeah you did :kick:

I'm surprised it didn't go all the way through.

His EMT days were numbered too...

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Porter's training for intraweb forumz started at an early age.

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The cops just won't leave Porter alone.

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Pics of Porter's mom?

Porter's Olympic Dreams end before they get started.

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:rofl:

:iagree:

:funnier::funnier::funnier:

He can't hold his beer.... literally

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:funniest::funniest:

:popcorns: