lethal injection.

gas chamber.... administered by Gozar after a 3 day Krystal Burger Binge. Quick and easy....

If govts are so concerned about humane executions…why not use anesthesia first? You could do anything you wanted after and they’d never feel a thing.

There's too much pushback from the pharma industry and medical professionals. Lack of anesthetic drugs and skilled individuals to administer them.

Guillotine - I've always wondered how long a severed head remains conscious.

They say 10 -15 seconds

I believe this is discussed somewhere in this thread on beheadings:

https://forum.axishistory.com/viewtopic.php?t=35191

Guillotine would be fine if I deserved it. Quick and easy. No bag on head please. I want see what it’s like before the lights go out. Skip to 1:40.

I’m pro life. I don’t support the death penalty. I’d much rather see the criminals working in labor camps. There should never be one single piece of trash on any street or sidewalk or park in America. And all public properties should be perfectly maintained by the incarcerated.

You murder someone and you will spend the rest of your life cleaning streets and rest rooms and sweeping and shoveling and painting and cutting grass, etc.
Now, you attempt to escape the chain gang and you might get ventilated.

The chair!!

I would have waived all appeals and get it done NOW.

If the chair can't be done, cyanide.

Fentanyl. The stuff is an anesthetic and deadly AF... and there is a shit ton of it confiscated annually so supply sounds like no problem, and you get some disposal gratis as well.

I'd want to go Mad-Max style. Have the judge, legal team, and jury (and anyone who put me in that position) in a CQB house with live rounds and full kit. You want to kill me? Come get some. They'll need to earn it...the hard way.

Will you be attempting to kill the network satellite uplink, too?

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Nice throwback Bill. I still remember the satellite uplink code. That satellite link is DEAD BRO!

OK, then you go to jail and get your bun-hole ready. :funniest:

Let me drive my Corvette off a 500 foot cliff.

Rabbi Tuckman can help you out.

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