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While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked "what's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a Rectum Stretcher," I responded.

The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher??
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what
do you do with a six-foot asshole?"

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ."

Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
Look on cop's face ... Priceless

This is disturbing to say the least, and it's getting increasingly difficult to maintain this forum is completely innocent. My wife has already seen enough to become justifiably suspicious. :slap: Thank god there haven't been any random owl sex videos or pics.:rofl:

Fixed. :D

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I wonder if Bobby do THIS when he is sick instead of going to the doctor.

Either that or leeches.:rofl:

I stand corrected. I have officially gone underground at home on the laptop.:shs::type:

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Looks good to me.:datawiz: I hate doctors anyway.:lol:

Obama is welcome to "eat me" any time he feels like it. He can start with my doggiecone and move rearward as he goes. :lol:

SWEETSIE!!! Get down from there!!!!
 

An idea for anyone if you are bored and would like to post something in You Tube.

Link to YT

You're going to make him paranoid:yesnod:
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I do hereby declare that the word "Delinquent" is no longer a strong enough description for this place. :wow::ohnoes::eek::lolsmile::lolsmile:

:iagree: Bit of an understatement. :yesnod:

:iagree::iagree::iagree:

Sounds juvenile.

I say to change the name to" Insane Mature Degenerates Confabulation