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Old 05-17-2017, 03:33pm   #1 (permalink)
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cuz she sucks at logic:

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cute and dumb is a bad combo
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Well, at least she knew 12-8 is 4. That's good enough for me. I'd hit it.
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Well, at least she knew 12-8 is 4. That's good enough for me. I'd hit it.
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cute and dumb is a bad combo
I have found that for one night stands they are the best.
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Reminds me of this one:

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Old 05-17-2017, 03:54pm   #7 (permalink)
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They should ask this question at beauty contests. They would probably get the same answer.

Hell, they should ask it at presidential debates.
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I dont think Brad is gittin any either.
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Good thing she's cute! ....

I have to think however....it's a setup. Too stupid to be true...
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Old 05-17-2017, 04:38pm   #10 (permalink)
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Good thing she's cute! ....

I have to think however....it's a setup. Too stupid to be true...
Rong!
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Well, at least she knew 12-8 is 4. That's good enough for me. I'd hit it.
She is cute!

Those 80mph guys are just dumb though
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Old 05-17-2017, 05:04pm   #12 (permalink)
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Good thing she's cute! ....

I have to think however....it's a setup. Too stupid to be true...
Oh yes, stupid like that does walk among us.
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The thing about it is, she is not real smart. You may be able to get her to do things a smarter woman wouldn't do. Now, is that worth consideration, I say hell yeah.
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The thing about it is, she is not real smart. You may be able to get her to do things a smarter woman wouldn't do. Now, is that worth consideration, I say hell yeah.
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Old 05-17-2017, 06:11pm   #15 (permalink)
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Could me true if she is a butter cup or snowflake.
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Old 05-17-2017, 08:21pm   #16 (permalink)
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Oh yes, stupid like that does walk among us.
It really didn't look like a setup by her reaction. I think she is probably THAT dumb.
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:06am   #17 (permalink)
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The breed and vote too.
Cereal.

"So, why did you end up in the hospital? I thought I could go across five lanes in busy, high speed L-A traffic and make my exit."
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Old 05-18-2017, 11:35am   #18 (permalink)
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i'll take a sammich, but cut into 4 pieces, because i'm really hungry, and 2 pieces isn't enough.

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i'll take a sammich, but cut into 4 halves, because i'm really hungry, and 2 halves isn't enough.

Fixed.
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:43am   #20 (permalink)
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I think she's correct. No one can eat 12 slices. Personally, I'd have the pizza cut into 2 slices because I'm on a diet.
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