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Old 03-20-2017, 11:33am   #1 (permalink)
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At a billing rate of $100/hr, it's more cost effective for them if I just hang up.
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I've used a variation of number one for several years. I ask them what they are wearing and when they ask why? I say "Because i'm naked and want you to get naked as well". They always hang up.
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I tell them they interrupted my work and that I make $60 an hour and that I charge the $60 with a minimum of 1 hour to listen to them. I then ask them for their credit card number and expiration date to pay for my time. They get confused and I ask them again. They hang up.
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I just don't bother answering the phone if I don't recognize the number.
If its a legit call, they leave a message
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If I dont know your number, I answer in Mandarin or Cantonese, that usually stops them
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I just don't bother answering the phone if I don't recognize the number.
If its a legit call, they leave a message
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