Kerrmudgeon
08-05-2016, 7:45pm
A recent CNN poll asked 1,000 female DNC delegates if they would sleep with Bill Clinton.
38% said "Yes", while 62% said "Never Again."
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Seen in Wisconsin
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A heart warming story
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It is opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other, and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"
Little boy: "What the **** do you think?”
http://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/500x500/80-unnamed_de8129e09ab4a848183d17643ed7984479955206.jpg
A little fun economics to lighten up your day ....
Wife to her Accountant husband: what is inflation? Husband: Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are 48-40-48. Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. This is INFLATION
Accountancy fact: What is the difference between Liability & Asset? A drunk friend is liability. But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives. A- Monopoly should be broken. B- Competition improves the quality of service. If you have 1 wife, She fights with you! If you have 2 wives, They will fight for you! Feel the difference & decide Disclaimer: Sender is not having any such experience and not responsible for any side effects..
When you are in love, Wonders happen. But once you get married, You wonder, what happened.
Philosophy of marriage : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow don't know why.. alphabets get reversed
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Shorts
Q: What should a woman say as she guides her lover's tongue toward her clitoris?
A: This bud's for you!
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like:
"I'm tired." "I'm washing my hair." "I've got a headache." or “I am your sister-in-law”.
A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass, but N-O-O-O-O, you said that might hurt! “
I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough. But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes ****ing nuts! Women, I can't figure them out.
A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born, "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said, "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a *****, not a ****ing photo-copier."
Johnny’s Huge Penis
Little Johnny, a 6th grade student, has a penis so large his parents warned him not to have anything to do with girls. They cautioned him he could easily kill someone. Through the grapevine, his home room teacher learns about his unusual size, keeps him after school and suggests they have sex. He refuses expressing concern he might kill her. She laughs and scoffs at the idea and says she will elect to be on top, in complete control, and nothing bad can happen. He reluctantly agrees but the teacher experiences such wonderful sensations, she faints from pure joy. Thinking he's killed her, Johnny runs from the class room sobbing and crying, "Oh my God! I killed her! I killed her!" All at once he stops dead in his tracks, and look of dawning comprehension appears on his face as he says, "Wait just a minute! I didn't kill her. She committed suicide!"
http://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/480x485/80-unnamed_9300a7bcea79d1def564f9bda33592b8682af095.jpg
Here's a good one -a Dyson ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaQ_c1UoXF8
A riddle…
What Gets Longer When Pulled, Fits Between your Boobs, Inserts Neatly in a Hole AND works best when it is jerked?
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http://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/460x326/80-unnamed_eaf180405efe4824e4684d4b4a000b574ddd9fe5.gif
A Seatbelt you pervert! Buckle up!
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and to close.....
http://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/480x480/80-unnamed_3045ee3a27fea65a930e6c2b677f61653c82f1fc.jpg
http://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/479x541/80-unnamed_f9b97dc3bf49257057d2c2979644d5ff731f41bf.jpg
http://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/479x589/80-unnamed_e07f8e0a55e5c8a87336e12ec8816706253a8623.jpg
http://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/470x430/80-unnamed_7ae3cad4f08b56cfca36f41c57678ba87742050b.jpg
http://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/640x480/80-unnamed_ef490f4ae9f4218b8531934c882718b299ca3352.jpg
http://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/480x480/80-unnamed_fde25f57f3ea49e1ee31bcc4335712cd65a69453.jpg
http://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/480x640/80-unnamed_305bd4d7f178e0af36c6d9b2b7e02e7158a397a4.jpg
http://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/640x480/80-unnamed_965fd73d8fb8360989441abca1c64bc70284df83.jpg
:biglol:....:thumbs:.....:seeya:
38% said "Yes", while 62% said "Never Again."
http://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/640x640/80-unnamed_041e9e6cae3e782de1adaaab77fdc005e2212d8f.jpg
Seen in Wisconsin
http://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/225x225/80-unnamed_97f47a04515e9b3d1292c32f94475e9d6b631fbf.jpg
A heart warming story
A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It is opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other, and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.
Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"
Little boy: "What the **** do you think?”
http://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/500x500/80-unnamed_de8129e09ab4a848183d17643ed7984479955206.jpg
A little fun economics to lighten up your day ....
Wife to her Accountant husband: what is inflation? Husband: Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are 48-40-48. Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. This is INFLATION
Accountancy fact: What is the difference between Liability & Asset? A drunk friend is liability. But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives. A- Monopoly should be broken. B- Competition improves the quality of service. If you have 1 wife, She fights with you! If you have 2 wives, They will fight for you! Feel the difference & decide Disclaimer: Sender is not having any such experience and not responsible for any side effects..
When you are in love, Wonders happen. But once you get married, You wonder, what happened.
Philosophy of marriage : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow don't know why.. alphabets get reversed
http://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/410x504/80-unnamed_79ee3fc79f70fa9d2a57e15ddc66b03b4be951d2.jpg
Shorts
Q: What should a woman say as she guides her lover's tongue toward her clitoris?
A: This bud's for you!
I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like:
"I'm tired." "I'm washing my hair." "I've got a headache." or “I am your sister-in-law”.
A woman in labor is in pain and screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, "Hey, don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass, but N-O-O-O-O, you said that might hurt! “
I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough. But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes ****ing nuts! Women, I can't figure them out.
A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born, "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said, "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a *****, not a ****ing photo-copier."
Johnny’s Huge Penis
Little Johnny, a 6th grade student, has a penis so large his parents warned him not to have anything to do with girls. They cautioned him he could easily kill someone. Through the grapevine, his home room teacher learns about his unusual size, keeps him after school and suggests they have sex. He refuses expressing concern he might kill her. She laughs and scoffs at the idea and says she will elect to be on top, in complete control, and nothing bad can happen. He reluctantly agrees but the teacher experiences such wonderful sensations, she faints from pure joy. Thinking he's killed her, Johnny runs from the class room sobbing and crying, "Oh my God! I killed her! I killed her!" All at once he stops dead in his tracks, and look of dawning comprehension appears on his face as he says, "Wait just a minute! I didn't kill her. She committed suicide!"
http://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/480x485/80-unnamed_9300a7bcea79d1def564f9bda33592b8682af095.jpg
Here's a good one -a Dyson ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaQ_c1UoXF8
A riddle…
What Gets Longer When Pulled, Fits Between your Boobs, Inserts Neatly in a Hole AND works best when it is jerked?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
http://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/460x326/80-unnamed_eaf180405efe4824e4684d4b4a000b574ddd9fe5.gif
A Seatbelt you pervert! Buckle up!
http://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/500x333/80-unnamed_cb2a9bee6b5f7decd91f394f11409c24d61d1241.jpg
and to close.....
http://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/480x480/80-unnamed_3045ee3a27fea65a930e6c2b677f61653c82f1fc.jpg
http://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/479x541/80-unnamed_f9b97dc3bf49257057d2c2979644d5ff731f41bf.jpg
http://cimg1.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/479x589/80-unnamed_e07f8e0a55e5c8a87336e12ec8816706253a8623.jpg
http://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/470x430/80-unnamed_7ae3cad4f08b56cfca36f41c57678ba87742050b.jpg
http://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/640x480/80-unnamed_ef490f4ae9f4218b8531934c882718b299ca3352.jpg
http://cimg8.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/480x480/80-unnamed_fde25f57f3ea49e1ee31bcc4335712cd65a69453.jpg
http://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/480x640/80-unnamed_305bd4d7f178e0af36c6d9b2b7e02e7158a397a4.jpg
http://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.corvetteforum.com-vbulletin/640x480/80-unnamed_965fd73d8fb8360989441abca1c64bc70284df83.jpg
:biglol:....:thumbs:.....:seeya: