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99 pewtercoupe
07-20-2016, 11:16am
Woman Viciously Attacked by Beaver on Beaver Lake (http://www.newser.com/story/227994/woman-viciously-attacked-by-beaver-on-beaver-lake.html?intcmp=hpdm)

The irony of the situation likely wasn't lost on Betsy Bent, who while paddle boarding on North Carolina's Beaver Lake on Friday was attacked by a, yes, beaver. The 67-year-old describes her ordeal to the Asheville Citizen-Times, explaining that after she saw a splash, something swam under her board, causing her to lose her balance and fall in the water. "Then it latched onto my leg and wouldn't let go. I didn't know what it was at that time. I didn't think there was any 'Jaws' in Beaver Lake." WYFF reports that a nearby fisherman got the animal to release, only to bite down on her hand, release, and latch onto the other. The fisherman was ultimately able to help get the beaver to give up and brought Bent to shore. Her wounds were stitched and stapled.

The animal was caught by Asheville Police Department's Animal Services on Saturday, with a rabies test scheduled for Monday; Bent has already begun receiving rabies shots. WLOS reports the beaver—typically a nocturnal and non-aggressive animal—was euthanized. That it was out during daylight hours suggests the animal was sick, warden Billy Jenkins tells WYFF. The incident apparently wasn't enough to scare Bent off a "wonderful" lake she's used for 22 years. "We'll be back again."

Mike Mercury
07-20-2016, 11:27am
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OddBall
07-20-2016, 9:19pm
Beaver on beaver crime.

markids77
07-20-2016, 9:23pm
"Betsy Bent Beaver Bitten While Boarding at Beaver Lake". Sounds a bit "Onionish" to me.

Burro (He/Haw)
07-21-2016, 4:27am
#HILLARYHASAMOISTBEAVER

syf350
07-21-2016, 9:46am
"Betsy Bent Beaver Bitten While Boarding at Beaver Lake". Sounds a bit "Onionish" to me.

sounds like the copper clapper caper

Ol Timer
07-21-2016, 10:18am
#HILLARYHASAMOISTBEAVER

I'm guessing as moist as a slab of beef jerky.

OddBall
07-21-2016, 11:33am
#HILLARYHASAMOISTBEAVER
:bs:

Drier than a popcorn fart.

wwomanC6
07-21-2016, 4:22pm
Beaver on beaver crime.

:rofl::rofl:


Takes one to know one!

snide
07-21-2016, 9:19pm
Beaver lives matter.

VITE1
07-22-2016, 11:36am
A Beaver Bit off My Nipple - YouTube

SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
07-24-2016, 2:12am
I'm guessing as moist as a slab of beef jerky.

....but not as tender.

Bucwheat
07-24-2016, 1:54pm
Awe hell no!