lspencer534
07-12-2016, 7:35pm
1. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
2. Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Jaguar than on a bicycle.
3. Help someone who's in trouble, and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
These should assist you with most daily decision choices.
2. Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Jaguar than on a bicycle.
3. Help someone who's in trouble, and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
These should assist you with most daily decision choices.