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lspencer534
07-12-2016, 7:35pm
1. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

2. Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Jaguar than on a bicycle.

3. Help someone who's in trouble, and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

These should assist you with most daily decision choices.

Kerrmudgeon
07-12-2016, 8:43pm
:rofl:.....geez Larry, you sound like more of a curmudgeon than I do! :yesnod:


.....and yes to all of the above.:thumbs:

Bill
07-12-2016, 9:35pm
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems....

I have notified Mississippi 9-1-1 of a possible stroke victim. Spence, hang on, help will be on the way soon.

OddBall
07-12-2016, 9:52pm
So very true

Chuck A
07-13-2016, 10:04am
very cool, indeed