Three things happened today

[Ruffy]

1) I started year 2 at my company and now no longer have to pay back my sign-on bonus

2) I didn't get the job I really wanted and had interviewed for a couple weeks ago

3) I ordered a chinese smartphone, the OnePlus 3, instead of an iPhone 6s or Galaxy S7.

And I just chewed an ambien and washed it down with some cask-strength bourbon. Good day

[OddBall]

that's four

[Ruffy]

That's 3 numbered and an extra comment for mood-setting purposes only

[simpleman68]

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[Craig]

Do whacha gotta do...:cheers:

[FasterTraffic]

3) I ordered a chinese smartphone, the OnePlus 3, instead of an iPhone 6s or Galaxy S7.

All your IP belong to them.

[Stangkiller]

that's four

You mean floor.

[NCC-1701]

You forgot bowl movement number 4....:lol:

[Ruffy]

You forgot bowl movement number 4....:lol:

I poo on the regular