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lspencer534
06-21-2016, 1:44pm
They are upset.... I put them in their cage so they wouldn't go and kill a bunch of people while I was at work.... but I'm worried, they haven't even moved to touch their food or water.

http://i67.tinypic.com/r6y2yh.jpg
VITE1
06-21-2016, 1:56pm
:lol:
DAB
06-21-2016, 2:09pm
i'm even more harsh: no food, no water, no light, no fresh air. and they sleep on a hard slab of plywood. :msgem:
Kevin_73
06-21-2016, 2:12pm
They are upset.... I put them in their cage so they wouldn't go and kill a bunch of people while I was at work.... but I'm worried, they haven't even moved to touch their food or water.

http://i67.tinypic.com/r6y2yh.jpg

:nono:
You are feeding them the wrong diet.
Those kind of evil murderous guns feed on fear, misinformation, and ignorance.

Now, if you were to feed them with facts, training, and common sense it would have a calming effect on them, and they would be very peaceful and obedient guns.

:yesnod:
SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
06-21-2016, 2:45pm
Thank you for making America safer! :seasix:

I keep mine locked in the gun safe and have NEVER let them see the combination!
Mike Mercury
06-21-2016, 3:12pm
http://i67.tinypic.com/r6y2yh.jpg

those are sweet













http://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/704424482329329664/B_wGKVw9_200x200.jpg
OldSarge
06-21-2016, 3:55pm
:roll:..................At least they are not lonely together, in the same cage.
99 pewtercoupe
06-21-2016, 4:29pm
:roll:..................At least they are not lonely together, in the same cage.

Maybe they will breed!
DAB
06-21-2016, 5:23pm
Maybe they will breed!

oh lovely...a wildcat.

5.56 x 7.62 :ohnoes:
Bill
06-21-2016, 5:53pm
Works well to control unruly wimmenz, too!

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/caged-1688103.jpg
Cybercowboy
06-21-2016, 6:09pm
Black rifle. Holy shit, that's probably an AR-15 automatic assault rifle with military grade parts, selector switch, high capacity clip, and a shoulder thing that goes up.

The wooden parts on the other rifle, well, that's an AK-47 automatic military rifle for sure, super high power police armor penetrator rounds, super high capacity clip holder, bullets with full metal coats, and body strap that holds the rifle tight to the domestic terrorist's torso to ensure it can kill even after the murderer is dead.
OddBall
06-21-2016, 6:14pm
Maybe they will breed!
If one of them is in heat, you're gonna have baby pistols.
SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
06-22-2016, 12:27am
If one of them is in heat, you're gonna have baby pistols.

.22 derringers...
Superstreet
06-22-2016, 5:40am
Can they multiply and produce offspring? :lol:
Black95
06-22-2016, 6:52am
If one of them is in heat, you're gonna have baby pistols.

Hope they are not "single" shots!
:dance:
OldSarge
06-22-2016, 9:25am
One of my little granddaughters will climb in the crate and lock herself in with one of my labs. This dog's name is " Marlon the Dogfather " that is his actual registered name, given to him by my daughter.






http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o572/oldsarge3/Ava%20and%20Marlon002_zps2yooeljx.jpg
SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84
06-22-2016, 1:55pm
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/realbunky/Bitch%20Slap%20by%20George_zpszlgoa4eb.png