Things I trust more than Hillary Clinton

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Things I trust more than I trust Hillary Clinton:

Mexican tap water.
Farting when I have diarrhea.
Having a drink offered by Bill Cosby.
Michael Jackson's Doctor.
Half-price gas station Sushi.
A Nazi plumber fixing my shower.
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton.
Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic pistol.
An investment email from a Nigerian prince.
A prostate exam done by Captain Hook.
And finally - Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.

[DAB]

people who say "it's not fancy enough" :DAB:

[Mike Mercury]

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[Mike Mercury]

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