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Fasglas
05-28-2016, 2:52pm
A Pastor and an Attorney arrive at the Pearly Gates together.

St. Peter hands the Pastor the keys to a "very nice" efficiency apartment.

He hands the Attorney the keys to a luxurious penthouse apartment.

The Pastor didn't like that, and questioned why HE got the smaller quarters.

St. Peter said, "Beyond these gates, Pastors are a dime a dozen, but THIS is the first Attorney we've ever seen."

Mike Mercury
05-28-2016, 2:58pm
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09SilverC6
05-28-2016, 5:40pm
who is jole???

Prosecutor
05-30-2016, 9:01pm
These jokes make me sad. Very sensitive.

MrPeabody
05-30-2016, 9:41pm
These jokes make me sad. Very sensitive.

Just substitute Car Salesman everywhere it says Attorney in the joke. That's how I first heard it.:yesnod:

Bill
05-30-2016, 9:45pm
who is jole???

Think of jole as a vestigial tail. In the past, it seemed useful and necessary, but at this point, there isn't any use for it anymore. It's actually a reminder of the primordial ooze the VB sprang from.

04 commemorative
05-31-2016, 7:35pm
Have not seen jole in quite sometime..:seasix:...glad you brought it back to life !....:funnier: :woohoo: :groupwave:

Sneaks
06-01-2016, 8:01am
These jokes make me sad. Very sensitive.

Puzzy.........:slap: