Fasglas
05-28-2016, 2:52pm
A Pastor and an Attorney arrive at the Pearly Gates together.
St. Peter hands the Pastor the keys to a "very nice" efficiency apartment.
He hands the Attorney the keys to a luxurious penthouse apartment.
The Pastor didn't like that, and questioned why HE got the smaller quarters.
St. Peter said, "Beyond these gates, Pastors are a dime a dozen, but THIS is the first Attorney we've ever seen."
St. Peter hands the Pastor the keys to a "very nice" efficiency apartment.
He hands the Attorney the keys to a luxurious penthouse apartment.
The Pastor didn't like that, and questioned why HE got the smaller quarters.
St. Peter said, "Beyond these gates, Pastors are a dime a dozen, but THIS is the first Attorney we've ever seen."