You wouldn't believe me if I told you...

[lspencer534]

so here's the link:

caskets - Walmart.com (http://www.walmart.com/search/?query=caskets)

[DAB]

:rolleyes:

this expendable body will be cremated, and if my executor is faithful, my remains will be scattered on a hill behind our house.

i'll get a new body in heaven.

[lspencer534]

:rolleyes:

this expendable body will be cremated, and if my executor is faithful, my remains will be scattered on a hill behind our house.

i'll get a new body in heaven.

How will they know what you looked like?

[DAB]

God knows all about me and my needs.

[Aerovette]

I wish to have my ashes blown off of the top of Stone Mountain Georgia and a park bench at the museum.

[NeedSpeed]

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[vetteman9368]

Pack my ashes in the parachute of an NHRA Pro Stock car and scatter me across the finish line.

[DAB]

how about some shotgun shells?

[MrPeabody]

When my time comes, If I still have lots of friends with Corvettes, I would like just a tiny pinch of my ashes dissolved in a gallon of premium gas, then put into small vials and handed out to all those present at my funeral driving Corvettes to put in their gas tanks.

At the end of the festivities which will be my funeral, "Gentlemen (and Ladies) start your engines."

[StaticCling]

I clicked on one and found it funny that their was a Kleenex advertisement at the top of the page. :Jeff '79:

[wwomanC6]

I like that midnight blue one.:popcorns:

But cremation with ashes spread on hill, back home in VA, is my plan.

[Ryan Bell]

so here's the link:

caskets - Walmart.com (http://www.walmart.com/search/?query=caskets)

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[Bill]

I'm not married, no kids, so I think I'll just leave my body to science. When they are done, they can cremate whatever is left. There won't be anyone left who will give a crap at that point, so I really don't care what happens to the ashes. I won't be using them.

[99 pewtercoupe]

I'm not married, no kids, so I think I'll just leave my body to science. When they are done, they can cremate whatever is left. There won't be anyone left who will give a crap at that point, so I really don't care what happens to the ashes. I won't be using them.

I assume you have set up a trust fund for Fuzzball?

[Craig]

I told my wife I want an open casket funeral; with my eyes open looking toward the viewing side. That's going to be funny as hail...

[lspencer534]

I told my wife I want an open casket funeral; with my eyes open looking toward the viewing side. That's going to be funny as hail...

Not me; I want a closed casket. But I also want "Pop Goes the Weasel" played....

[99 pewtercoupe]

Not me; I want a closed casket. But I also want "Pop Goes the Weasel" played....

Damn :rofl::rofl::rofl: I laughed out loud at that
Well played sir

Hopefully Annie will be tending bar at the wake :shots:

[snide]

Costco has been selling caskets for years. :shrug:

[JRD77VET]

how about some shotgun shells?

That's what was done with my late friend Tom Benjamin :angel:

Tom ran the pistol and rifle ranges at the gun club I belong to. A portion of his ashes were loaded into 21 shotgun rounds.

There was short remembrance of Tom and then seven shooters fire a volley. They reloaded and shot a second volley. The lightest of the wind which was at their backs shifted as they fired the final volley.

This caused the ashes to drift back over the folks present including the shooters. You could almost hear Tom laughing :lol:

[ApexOversteer]

Cut my corpse into chum and use it to bring in the big Great White sharks for some bitchin' pictures...

[ApexOversteer]

so here's the link:

caskets - Walmart.com (http://www.walmart.com/search/?query=caskets)


Walmart.com and Amazon.com are the the Sears and Montgomery Ward catalogs of the modern world...