I was going to write an autobiography...

[lspencer534]

but then I decided it'd be easier just to paste my liquor store reciepts in an album in chronological order....

['77Babe]

Oh, we already have some prime samples of text for your biography in this forum. :lol:

[lspencer534]

Oh, we already have some prime samples of text for your biography in this forum. :lol:

Do you have video? If not, it wasn't me....

[DAB]

you'll need to hire an author

[Kerrmudgeon]

Can autobiographies include fiction and fantasy? :drunk:

....to the best of my recollection, your Honour. :(

:D

[Bill]

but then I decided it'd be easier just to paste my liquor store reciepts in an album in chronological order....

I thought that was going to be your alibi, not your autobiography. Boy is this getting confusing.

:confused:

[Mike Mercury]

http://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/9_mxECiOUoZyt0XDRzt1BQ/o.jpg

http://static.politifact.com.s3.amazonaws.com/politifact%2Fphotos%2FReceipt_image.jpg

http://www.julienslive.com/images/lot/7269/72695_0.jpg

[lspencer534]

http://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/9_mxECiOUoZyt0XDRzt1BQ/o.jpg

http://static.politifact.com.s3.amazonaws.com/politifact%2Fphotos%2FReceipt_image.jpg

http://www.julienslive.com/images/lot/7269/72695_0.jpg

Wow! Makes me look like a beginner.

[Bill]

A dollar a piece for limes in Las Vegas? Damn, the games are rigged. You're gonna lose with prices like that!!!!

[lspencer534]

A dollar a piece for limes in Las Vegas? Damn, the games are rigged. You're gonna lose with prices like that!!!!

Limes are still a dollar apiece here.