even though I never had kids... and have low tolerance

[Mike Mercury]

for them; this is rediculous:








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[DAB]

dear nosey neighbor:

go suck a lemon.

[Rob]

Hey neighbor, I have a smoker big enough for all your pets and food ain't cheap when you eat organic.

:dixie:

[DAB]

there are some benefits to living on 15 acres where you can't see your neighbors. :DAB:

[8Up]

I would be sure to go out there and join my noisy kid in raucus laughter and running around etc. This has to be a troll.

[Madmikeee]

I would be sure to go out there and join my noisy kid in raucus laughter and running around etc. This has to be a troll.

Shiittt I would invite every one of my friends kids over and fill them full of sugar and let loose the hyperactive hellions on an unsuspecting yard.

[Mike Mercury]

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[erickpl]

Then put up the most ugly 12' privacy fence you can find or make so nosey pedophile neighbor cannot watch your kids in the yard.

[Mike Mercury]

Then put up the most ugly 12' privacy fence you can find or make so nosey pedophile neighbor cannot watch your kids in the yard.

Or, buy the house next to you as well, then you can dictate what happens there. If one decides to live in a "plat"... then it's never going to be a quiet - bird chirping - meadow like environment.

[Kerrmudgeon]

Damn kids playing outside.....the nerve of them! :toetap:

:rofl:

[DAB]

ah...the laughter of children. we were all children once. some of us have been blessed with them. i have not. :DAB:

[OddBall]

My reply Letter would be: "Dear Neighbor, you're really going to hate it when they are in their teens."

[tjfontaine]

You gotta be kidding. I don't have kids or grandkids (obviously). Our neighbor has his grandkids over once a month or so and they play and giggle in the pool. He is always sensitive as to whether they are too noisy - I tell them we LOVE to hear the sound of kids laughing and playing -

[86RAG]

That HAS to be a joke. If not, shoot the sumbitch! :thehandle: (the neighbor, not the kid! :slap:)

[OldSarge]

crotchety old lady, with a problem, no doubt.

[snide]

there are some benefits to living on 15 acres where you can't see your neighbors. :DAB:

4 acres here, but, yeah.

[snide]

The 'tard who wrote the letter must be a libtard.

[RedLS1GTO]

I would love to be able to hear that call to the police.

So yea. My neighbor's kid is playing in their yard...

What a cock gobbler. :rolleyes:

[Truck Guy]

I'd open a home day care center if I ever got a note like that. :D

Go suck a bag of hairy camel balls... :slap:

[99 pewtercoupe]

That HAS to be a joke. If not, shoot the sumbitch! :thehandle: (the neighbor, not the kid! :slap:)

I agree
This sounds like some sort of joke or internet setup

[MrPeabody]

Thirty years ago my room mate saw a kid throw trash over the fence into our yard. He went out and told the kid if he ever saw him do that again he would break his arm.

The kid said "If you break my arm my dad will call the police and they'll put you in jail."

My room mate said "Yeah, and I will be in jail and you will still have a broken arm."

We never saw the kid near our house again.:yesnod:

[Fastguy]

Let the kid play outside, with a dog whistle.

[Olustee bus]

When my ex wife and I were separated, I moved back to the house one weekend to keep my daughter. My wife showed me a note from a concerned Neighbor who asked that I keep the yard cut and bushes trimmed. I got a little drunk after seeing that, went to a store and got some poster board and big markers and made the following sign.

"Dear concerned Neighbor, Kiss my ass. Inquire within"

I put that in the front yard and sat outside all day. The only response I got was from the cops who just drove buy and checked me out all day.

[dvarapala]

for them; this is rediculous:

*ridiculous

Neighbors behind me have 3 kids; oldest appears to be about 13. Despite the fact that we live directly across the street from a large park, these kids are only allowed to play in their postage-stamp-sized back yard (this is SoCal, where lot sizes are measured in square inches). Every day I hear them giggling, screaming, bouncing basketballs, throwing tennis balls over the 8' wall into my yard, and the little one crying whenever he gets hurt by the bigger ones (which happens 3 times per day, minimum). Then their shrill shrieking shrew of a mother comes out of the house and starts yellinig at them. I guess she never completed school, because she can't count any higher than 5. To say nothing about their dog that barks constantly, especially when the family is out somewhere.

I'll sit down now and listen for my answer.

[Mike Mercury]

*ridiculous

Neighbors behind me have 3 kids; oldest appears to be about 13. Despite the fact that we live directly across the street from a large park, these kids are only allowed to play in their postage-stamp-sized back yard (this is SoCal, where lot sizes are measured in square inches). Every day I hear them giggling, screaming, bouncing basketballs, throwing tennis balls over the 8' wall into my yard, and the little one crying whenever he gets hurt by the bigger ones (which happens 3 times per day, minimum). Then their shrill shrieking shrew of a mother comes out of the house and starts yellinig at them. I guess she never completed school, because she can't count any higher than 5. To say nothing about their dog that barks constantly, especially when the family is out somewhere.

I'll sit down now and listen for my answer.

apples to oranges. The letter describes a single child... with no intrusion into someone elses property happening. That's exactly what I responded to... that type of situation.

What you described... I would think differently about.

[dvarapala]

apples to oranges.

Not really intending to compare, the post just triggered a random rant. :D