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Query:
Suppose, hypothetically speaking of course, one were to purchase the so-called "morning after pills," crush a few up into powder, and dissolve them into a woman's morning cup of coffee.
Would this hamper their effectiveness at all?
Thanks in advance.
jaxgator
03-07-2011, 10:52am
I don't know anything about that but what the hell happened to your BB's?
Broken Wind
03-07-2011, 10:53am
If stomach acid doesn't affect efficacy, I can't imagine that coffee would.
Datawiz
03-07-2011, 10:54am
clicky! (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/9640-solution-found.html)
I don't know anything about that but what the hell happened to your BB's?
It's a rough economy out there brother.
See this thread (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/9452-attention-vette-barn-investors.html) for explanation.
Broken Wind
03-07-2011, 10:57am
What if a woman takes them when the kids are teenagers? That would be recalling a message in Outlook. Cool.
OK are you trying to kill a potential life or helping someone do it? :skep:
The hypothetical man in my hypothetical had hypothetical spur of the moment unprotected sex with his hypothetical wife, who is currently off the pill, and now the hypothetical man is kind of having a panic attack and generally freaking out.
ConstantChange
03-07-2011, 10:59am
:waiting:
Meeko87
03-07-2011, 11:00am
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/69667-falcon_punch.jpg
thkauffman
03-07-2011, 11:01am
Pics of hypothetical man's hypothetical wife?
jaxgator
03-07-2011, 11:03am
It's a rough economy out there brother.
See this thread (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/9452-attention-vette-barn-investors.html) for explanation.
Well hell. I saw that and even posted in it. I thought you might have lost them gambling or something along those lines.
Entropy
03-07-2011, 11:05am
If stomach acid doesn't affect efficacy, I can't imagine that coffee would.
:withstupid:
The only thing that *might* affect it, is exposure to oxygen, which wouldn't be all that long, since it's going straight to coffee and into said person.
Why can't he just talk with his partner and come to a consensus on this? I'm pretty sure this is on the same level as chloroform/roofies.
:withstupid:
The only thing that *might* affect it, is exposure to oxygen, which wouldn't be all that long, since it's going straight to coffee and into said person.
Why can't he just talk with his partner and come to a consensus on this? I'm pretty sure this is on the same level as chloroform/roofies.
The hypothetical guy's wife is not as panicked as the hypothetical guy.
Also she is a Catholic. Not a phony American Catholic, a foreign-born devout Catholic. In fact, hypothetical guy once made a morning after pill suggestion in the past, which did not go quite how hypothetical guy thought it would - hypothetical catholic wife responded negatively and scolded hypothetical guy.
Entropy
03-07-2011, 11:11am
The hypothetical guy's wife is not as panicked as the hypothetical guy.
Also she is a Catholic. Not a phony American Catholic, a foreign-born devout Catholic. In fact, hypothetical guy once made a morning after pill suggestion in the past, which did not go quite how hypothetical guy thought it would - hypothetical catholic wife responded negatively and scolded hypothetical guy.
Your buddy is screwed.
If she finds out, she is going to cut his balls off.
I know I would have serious moral reservations about giving my wife pills without her knowledge.
Tell him to man up and deal with the consequences of his actions.
jaxgator
03-07-2011, 11:16am
Your buddy is screwed.
If she finds out, she is going to cut his balls off.
I know I would have serious moral reservations about giving my wife pills without her knowledge.
Tell him to man up and deal with the consequences of his actions.
:rofl: :rofl:
Hypothetical guy is really in a panic here. :sadangel:
ConstantChange
03-07-2011, 11:21am
Congratulations, dad! :cheers:
Your buddy is screwed.
If she finds out, she is going to cut his balls off.
I know I would have serious moral reservations about giving my wife pills without her knowledge.
Tell him to man up and deal with the consequences of his actions.
:iagree:
This is really too f'd up to even respond too. But since it's "hypothetical" I will.:D
Maybe hypothetical man should think before he hypothetically acts. (Pre-coitus) If he doesn't, he needs to live with the hypothetical consequences.
Giving someone drugs without their knowledge is not only morally and ethically wrong in most people's eyes, but also illegal. Not even taking into account the lack of respect for hypothetical woman's religious beliefs. (But, your hypothetical situation did go off track when you said hypothetical woman was currently off BC Pills, yet is Catholic.)
Entropy
03-07-2011, 11:24am
Hypothetical guy is really in a panic here. :sadangel:
Start praying that she comes from a family that has a tough time conceiving. :angel:
Kerrmudgeon
03-07-2011, 11:25am
I would tell your hyp. friend to discuss the hyp. implications of not taking it the normal way. Unwanted children in today's world are a travesty. And tell your hyp. friend to get snipped! Idiot.
NeedSpeed
03-07-2011, 11:27am
The hypothetical guy's wife is not as panicked as the hypothetical guy.
Also she is a Catholic. Not a phony American Catholic, a foreign-born devout Catholic. In fact, hypothetical guy once made a morning after pill suggestion in the past, which did not go quite how hypothetical guy thought it would - hypothetical catholic wife responded negatively and scolded hypothetical guy.
Must be a hypothetical Catholic since she was on birth control at all. :D
jaxgator
03-07-2011, 11:28am
Congratulations, dad! :cheers:
:rofl:
dwjz06
03-07-2011, 11:31am
The hypothetical man in my hypothetical had hypothetical spur of the moment unprotected sex with his hypothetical wife, who is currently off the pill, and now the hypothetical man is kind of having a panic attack and generally freaking out.:rofl::rofl::rofl: Better start looking at minivans now Will:D:cheers:
SteelCityBlue
03-07-2011, 11:32am
Morning after pills are basically a double dose of birth control. This is why if chicks missed a dose, they were told to double up the next day just in case.
to the best of knowledge, none of this class of drug responds to caffiene (or alcohol:)). They do diminish with certain classes of antibiotics/antifungals.
Too much, however, can induce the same cramps that they are prescribed for some women to avoid.
Too much, however, can induce the same cramps that they are prescribed for some women to avoid.
Cramps, or she could hypothetically throw a PE and die.:leaving:
NeedSpeed
03-07-2011, 11:46am
http://asset.soup.io/asset/0836/7479_daed.jpeg
Mark C5
03-07-2011, 11:48am
Isn't the OP the one constantly making moral judgment of others and professing his love of Christian values? What would Jesus say about this?
http://asset.soup.io/asset/0836/7479_daed.jpeg
Nice. :rofl:
Isn't the OP the one constantly making moral judgment of others and professing his love of Christian values? What would Jesus say about this?
It's different because hypothetical guy is a good person and also not above hypocrisy when convenient.
SteelCityBlue
03-07-2011, 12:05pm
Cramps, or she could hypothetically throw a PE and die.:leaving:
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BuckyThreadkiller
03-07-2011, 12:12pm
Hey buck up - Junior may get here in time to be a tax deduction.
MEC5LADY
03-07-2011, 12:19pm
The only thing that *might* affect it, is exposure to oxygen, which wouldn't be all that long, since it's going straight to coffee and into said person.
Why can't he just talk with his partner and come to a consensus on this? I'm pretty sure this is on the same level as chloroform/roofies.
:iagree:
Your buddy is screwed.
If she finds out, she is going to cut his balls off.
I know I would have serious moral reservations about giving my wife pills without her knowledge.
Tell him to man up and deal with the consequences of his actions.
:iagree:
This is really too f'd up to even respond too. But since it's "hypothetical" I will.:D
Maybe hypothetical man should think before he hypothetically acts. (Pre-coitus) If he doesn't, he needs to live with the hypothetical consequences.
Giving someone drugs without their knowledge is not only morally and ethically wrong in most people's eyes, but also illegal. Not even taking into account the lack of respect for hypothetical woman's religious beliefs. (But, your hypothetical situation did go off track when you said hypothetical woman was currently off BC Pills, yet is Catholic.)
:iagree: Your friend has got quite a pickle on his hands. I bet he wished he would have had another kind of pickle in his hands so this wouldn't have happened.
high desert
03-07-2011, 12:40pm
Probably time for the hypothetical husband to have a hypothetical talk with his hypothetical wife.
Mark C5
03-07-2011, 12:44pm
It's different because hypothetical guy is a good person and also not above hypocrisy when convenient.
Someone who seriously considers drugging his wife is a "good person"? Guess we have different standards.
NeedSpeed
03-07-2011, 12:46pm
Of course we're all assuming the hypothetical wife even got pregnant.
Some of the funniest responses are the ones not intended to be funny. :lol:
ALL KIDDING ASIDE, we were planning to try and conceive a couple months from now, May-ish, because the timing of birth would be perfect. She's finishing up med school this summer, will be doing residency interviews this fall, and will begin residency next summer.
BUT, things happened yesterday, and she basically (admittedly too) tricked/seduced me into unprotected relations.
I'm kind of freaking out, from the combination of simple fear of the unknown never being a father before, but also because the timing would be a little less ideal. She'd still be up here alone and doing her clinical rotation for about 1/2 the pregnancy if yesterday's romp was successful, biologically speaking.
She's the expert I suppose (or at least will be officially in a few months when she graduates) and says it will be fine, but I'm kind of concerned.
The feelings I am having are weird and new. I could find that it's all moot anyway in the next few weeks, but you never know.
How in the hell I am going successfully fill the father role? I can barely take care of myself. If she is pregnant and we have to be apart until Mid July, how am I going to keep from constantly worrying?
This was seriously the most UN-gratifying sex ever. So many concerns are racing through my thoughts. It's even more aggravating that she is completely unconcerned. Panic loves company I guess???
Guess we have different standards.
Here, let me help you with that. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour#Humour_formula)
:cheers:
NeedSpeed
03-07-2011, 1:15pm
BUT, things happened yesterday, and she basically (admittedly too) tricked/seduced me into unprotected relations.
I'm sure this was hypothetically difficult to do :leaving:
Entropy
03-07-2011, 1:26pm
Some of the funniest responses are the ones not intended to be funny. :lol:
ALL KIDDING ASIDE, we were planning to try and conceive a couple months from now, May-ish, because the timing of birth would be perfect. She's finishing up med school this summer, will be doing residency interviews this fall, and will begin residency next summer.
BUT, things happened yesterday, and she basically (admittedly too) tricked/seduced me into unprotected relations.
I'm kind of freaking out, from the combination of simple fear of the unknown never being a father before, but also because the timing would be a little less ideal. She'd still be up here alone and doing her clinical rotation for about 1/2 the pregnancy if yesterday's romp was successful, biologically speaking.
She's the expert I suppose (or at least will be officially in a few months when she graduates) and says it will be fine, but I'm kind of concerned.
The feelings I am having are weird and new. I could find that it's all moot anyway in the next few weeks, but you never know.
How in the hell I am going successfully fill the father role? I can barely take care of myself. If she is pregnant and we have to be apart until Mid July, how am I going to keep from constantly worrying?
This was seriously the most UN-gratifying sex ever. So many concerns are racing through my thoughts. It's even more aggravating that she is completely unconcerned. Panic loves company I guess???
I was thinking this might be the case in the back of my mind. I need to get some better coffee.
Congrats. My brother went through a similar deal when he and his wife decided to have kids. Threw away the birth control, and figured they'd have a couple of months while her body adjusted.
Such was not the case. Within 2 weeks she was pregnant. :lol:
Just some friendly advice: Wait until you're through the first trimester before announcing the pregnancy to everyone.
MEC5LADY
03-07-2011, 1:46pm
There is really never a right time to have kids but it seems like your wife is okay with what she may be facing so try to see things from her point of view. Also, consider that she might not be pregnant and you are going to give yourself a heart attack over nothing so stop with the what ifs and live life you can always worry when the test comes back positive.
SteelCityBlue
03-07-2011, 1:54pm
Child during residency? This may not be a good idea.
RedLS1GTO
03-07-2011, 2:48pm
Holy crap. This thread is full of :willy:
truckindj
03-07-2011, 3:01pm
its called murder
SteelCityBlue
03-07-2011, 3:22pm
its called murder
wife in avatar?
truckindj
03-07-2011, 3:25pm
wife in avatar?
nope girlfriend wife wouldnt take a pic like that
Broken Wind
03-07-2011, 3:31pm
:
Maybe hypothetical man should think before he hypothetically acts. (Pre-coitus)
Oh now, that's crazy talk! Who the hell does that?
thkauffman
03-07-2011, 3:33pm
nope girlfriend wife wouldnt take a pic like that
:rofl:
Moar of girlfriend please.
Mark C5
03-07-2011, 3:43pm
nope girlfriend wife wouldnt take a pic like that
that would be the spousal unit
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http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/9393-whos-boss-4.html#post172257
So which is it?
Uncle Pervey
03-07-2011, 3:43pm
If you aren't married, how could she possibly get pregnant?
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I am really amazed that I haven't seen this yet as a response!
Just wait until she goes to sleep and get after her with a coat hanger!
MrPeabody
03-07-2011, 3:48pm
nope girlfriend wife wouldnt take a pic like that
Okay, would she do it without the hat?
jaxgator
03-07-2011, 4:20pm
http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/9393-whos-boss-4.html#post172257
So which is it?
:waiting:
SteelCityBlue
03-07-2011, 4:27pm
Okay, would she do it without the hat?
what hat?
BuckyThreadkiller
03-07-2011, 4:51pm
its called murder
I thought you were a card carrying liberal?
cdg2000c5
03-07-2011, 6:00pm
Didn't pull out, huh?
Iron Chef
03-07-2011, 6:31pm
I thought you were a card carrying liberal?
I've found that most card-carrying <insert your religious belief or political party here> folks are that way only as long as it is convenient, makes them look good or doesn't affect their lives to a large extent.
The hypothetical man in my hypothetical had hypothetical spur of the moment unprotected sex with his hypothetical wife, who is currently off the pill, and now the hypothetical man is kind of having a panic attack and generally freaking out.
No politics........Go anal....................:)
Fastguy
03-07-2011, 8:19pm
BUT, things happened yesterday, and she basically (admittedly too) tricked/seduced me into unprotected relations.
So, your wife tricked you into conceiving a child, and to get back at her you were seriously planning on secretly aborting said child?
Is this whole thread a parrot? You can't be serious.
BOB THE BUILDER
03-07-2011, 8:21pm
No politics........Go anal....................:)
Heheheheheheh Oops wrong hole heheheheh Stewy
OK are you trying to kill a potential life or helping someone do it? :skep:
The morning after pill does not 'kill' a baby. It's exactly the same as birth control, just a stronger dose. Believe me, nothing has 'merged' to create a baby in just one night.
If that's already been posted, sorry. I didn't feel like reading through 6 pages of this. :lol:
BUT, things happened yesterday, and she basically (admittedly too) tricked/seduced me into unprotected relations.
I'm kind of concerned.
How in the hell I am going successfully fill the father role? I can barely take care of myself. If she is pregnant and we have to be apart until Mid July, how am I going to keep from constantly worrying?
These statements are just absurd. I'd be concerned and worried, too - you were TRICKED/SEDUCED into unprotected sex? You could have walked away or Googled "how to put on a condom" and done it yourself. It's your wife's body and her decision what she does with it just as you have decisions to make about what you do with your own body. You just might have made the wrong decision but it's over and done with - I hope this turns out the way you want, but thinking of slipping anyone any type of pill(s) is crazy. :leaving:
Child during residency? This may not be a good idea.
The kid would be 6 months old before she started.
Still pretty young though, so I guess I'd be playing Mr. Mom for a while.
I guess some people just don't like or get black humor???
Fear not good friends, I will NOT secretly drugging anyone or murdering my unborn child, if such a child exists.
The part about me being nervous is true though. ME, responsible for another human life??? God help us all.
...Whitepower...
03-08-2011, 11:17am
This thread reminds me of this http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/off-topic/7328-lolz.html :D
NeedSpeed
03-08-2011, 1:29pm
I guess some people just don't like or get black humor???
Fear not good friends, I will NOT secretly drugging anyone or murdering my unborn child, if such a child exists.
The part about me being nervous is true though. ME, responsible for another human life??? God help us all.
Don't worry. You'll more than likely want to kill it by the time it reaches about three. :D
wicked_c6
03-08-2011, 1:42pm
Solution found:
1) Hire a model type looking guy
2) Pay said model to seduce your wife while you take a 4 day weekend away from home.
3) Then, even though the baby is yours, file papers to force him to pay child support for your child.
Its the only way.
OK are you trying to kill a potential life or helping someone do it? :skep:
I'm all for personal responsibility, but as a last resort I'd have to trade one "life" for three.
I would tell your hyp. friend to discuss the hyp. implications of not taking it the normal way. Unwanted children in today's world are a travesty. And tell your hyp. friend to get snipped! Idiot.
Yup. The absolute last thing this world needs is more unwanted kids.
http://www.myteeprinting.com/admin/images/learn_from_your_parents_mistakes_use_birth_control_46744.jpeg
Joecooool
03-08-2011, 5:26pm
Hey buck up - Junior may get here in time to be a tax deduction.And then in about 10 years he can look up this thread and see how excited Dad was to have him.
Guess Will has been a closet liberal all these years after all.
Mark C5
03-08-2011, 6:21pm
Guess Will has been a closet liberal all these years after all.
Naw, just a major hypocrite and not very closeted. :yesnod:
:lol: Are you two slow, dumb, or both?
Petew1971
03-08-2011, 6:52pm
Shove an electric egg beater into her uterus
kapayakapaya
03-08-2011, 9:34pm
Ask her when she was on the rag last, should be easy to tell if there's decent odds of her getting knocked up. As long as her cycle is fairly consistent, there's only about one week per month where women can get pregnant when nutted in :cheers:
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