Accurate car stereotypes

[69camfrk]

Hope this isn't a repost. My eldest just showed it to me. I saw the humor...:seasix:

10 Cars with Accurate Stereotypes - Zero To 60 Times (http://www.zeroto60times.com/2015/02/10-cars-with-accurate-stereotypes/)

Found this gem right under the above. So if you happen to be a biggun'..Here ya go.:D

Top 10 Cars for Fat People - Zero To 60 Times (http://www.zeroto60times.com/2013/04/top-10-cars-fat-people/)

[Jeff '79]

:rofl::rofl:All so true

[Datawiz]

I don't fit the Corvette stereotype just yet. :lol:

At least I hope not. :leaving:

[69camfrk]

This comment on the smart car was rich in content..

The transmission was taken from a forklift, and the interior designed by Fisher Price and built by blind Oompa Loompas. The SMART is driven by people who are not.:rofl:

[Steve Austin]

MAZDA MIATA
No, not the “Hur hur, look at those gay guys in the chick car” stereotype. The Miata is known for something else. Every Miata owner notices the crisp steering and nimble handling, unlike almost any other vehicle on the road. Even the ladies that bought it because “it’s cute” notice. Even the broke dudes that found a clapped out Miata to use as a commuter notice the world class handling, and start modding. The Miata is bought by true car people, or it turns its unsuspecting owners into them.

CHEVROLET CORVETTE
Corvettes are a bargain sports car with impressive value for the buck. The same cannot be said of the owners. While they might be used as weekend track stars or just sunny day cruisers, ‘vette owners are usually grumpy old guys that think they have the best car ever made. From the clapped out, smoking and cracked C4 that looks like the automotive equivalent of herpes, to the carbon fiber embellished, nasty idling Z06 that will never race a car in its life, the ‘vette owner is a post midlife crisis personified.

VW GOLF
The Volkswagen Golf is a nice enough car, and usually wins many awards. Golf drivers are quite a bit different, and were inspiration for the TV series Weird Loners. Golf drivers feel the need to explain their automotive buying choices, and why they are right. It doesn’t matter that they paid nearly 3 Series money for a hatchback; they’re European dammit! No, it’s not as fast or good looking as a Focus RS and ST, but look at the European-ness! Don’t play Balderdash with this guy. You will lose.


Dammit. :lol:

Someone batting 1000 ??:funnier::funnier:

[Steve Austin]

Not really, but it made me laugh. :lol:

One of my 3 vehicles is a Vette, so I guess I'm batting .333 .:D:D

[Mike Mercury]

funny; the writer is obviously a Miata guy.