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lspencer534
04-01-2016, 10:28am
Well, it’s finally happened, folks. I’m in total shock.

I’ve been waiting years to write these words down in a published piece for the world to gaze their eyes upon, but the day we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived.

Hillary “Liar, Liar, Pantsuit on Fire” Clinton is now getting that orange wardrobe we’ve all been dying to see her in as the FBI slapped some cuffs on the former Secretary of State and hauled her off to jail, though she was in full on cackle mode the entire time.

No word on the specific charges she’ll face, but hey, as long as she’s being tossed in the clink does it really matter?

Isn’t this the most satisfying news you’ve ever heard?

Hoog
04-01-2016, 10:29am
Best since I read it on Facebook a few minutes ago.

Barn Babe
04-01-2016, 10:30am
Gosh, and today of all days...

Datawiz
04-01-2016, 10:34am
Hmmm, april 1 :lol:

xXBUDXx
04-01-2016, 10:46am
http://peakwatch.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83452403c69e2017ee408b998970d-pi

DAB
04-01-2016, 10:48am
her newly hired attorney, one Sidd Finch, said this is a case of mistaken identity, and is quite confident this will be cleared up before her next feeding.

Mike Mercury
04-01-2016, 11:13am
http://americanirony.us/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hillary-cant-keep-track-of-bill.jpg

ApexOversteer
04-01-2016, 11:14am
Isn’t this the most satisfying news you’ve ever heard?

No. Because I had a vision (http://www.thevettebarn.com/forums/politics-religion/95897-i-had-vision.html)...

Wathen1955
04-01-2016, 11:28am
Must be a joke? I can't find anything on any news site.

WOEII
04-01-2016, 11:30am
Liar! :lol: Shes here in Syracuse now throwin poop all over the place man! :(

marrepka
04-01-2016, 11:30am
Liar! :lol: Shes here in Syracuse now throwin poop all over the place man! :(

Throw it back

Cybercowboy
04-01-2016, 11:34am
I'd look into this but I'm too busy phone banking for Bernie with my wife's son.

lspencer534
04-01-2016, 12:16pm
Happy April Fool's Day, everybody!

VatorMan
04-01-2016, 12:22pm
Liar! :lol: Shes here in Syracuse now throwin poop all over the place man! :(

I started to post a monkey throwing poop gif, but didn't want to offend any monkeys.

DAB
04-01-2016, 2:24pm
Happy April Fool's Day, everybody!

thanks for the letter Spence. very nice of you to cut your rates for personal injury cases to just 5% of the total recovery.

now i need to go get injured! :slap: