lspencer534
03-05-2011, 8:00pm
Schweppes, the tonic and other mixer manufacturer, is now putting its tonic in Coke-like liter bottles instead of its long-neck bottle. So now it spews all over the damn place when you open it! WTF kinda dumbass idea is that?
WTF is "Jimmy Dean Sausage"? It should be "Jimmy Dean's Sausage"! Unless they cloned a few billion of him and are grinding him through the sausage maker.
"Honeysuckle Farms" ground turkey: No damn farmer is gonna name his farm Honeysuckle--it's a pernicious, fast-growing, fence-covering, electric fence-grounding vine! It's the bane of every farmer! They hate that sheit! Only hummingbirds like honeysuckle, and there's enough humminbird feeders set up to keep those little needle-nosed sheits alive for the next billion years!
Why do cats eat rats and then immediately throw them up? WTF do they think they are? Romans or sumptin? If so, why aren't they using a feckin' feather down their throats? They throw up cat food, too...but they eat that again. But rat vomit just lies there forever....
Pet food makers should make only two flavors: Dog Dick for dogs and Butt for cats. What do they lick 20 hours a day?: Dogs lick their dick, and cats lick their asses. Somebody would make a feckin' fortune!
And my favorite gripe: Why do people PUI? That really chaps my ass. :leaving:
WTF is "Jimmy Dean Sausage"? It should be "Jimmy Dean's Sausage"! Unless they cloned a few billion of him and are grinding him through the sausage maker.
"Honeysuckle Farms" ground turkey: No damn farmer is gonna name his farm Honeysuckle--it's a pernicious, fast-growing, fence-covering, electric fence-grounding vine! It's the bane of every farmer! They hate that sheit! Only hummingbirds like honeysuckle, and there's enough humminbird feeders set up to keep those little needle-nosed sheits alive for the next billion years!
Why do cats eat rats and then immediately throw them up? WTF do they think they are? Romans or sumptin? If so, why aren't they using a feckin' feather down their throats? They throw up cat food, too...but they eat that again. But rat vomit just lies there forever....
Pet food makers should make only two flavors: Dog Dick for dogs and Butt for cats. What do they lick 20 hours a day?: Dogs lick their dick, and cats lick their asses. Somebody would make a feckin' fortune!
And my favorite gripe: Why do people PUI? That really chaps my ass. :leaving: