I don't mind kids......

[oahuyahoo]

so long as they are someone elses and remain 500 yards away from me all is good.

[Nemesis]

YouTube - Okay, Terrific!

[DAB]

I don't mind kids....usually the parents are more annoying, and they can vote.

[Kerrmudgeon]

[WCFields]"Little Nose Pickers"[WCFields]:D:D:D

[clutchdust]

x2. Never had them, never will. I know a couple people that have some pretty decent crumb crunchers. But then they grow up and become little terrors.

[73sbVert]

"I like kids, just can't eat a whole one."

-W.C. Fields

[khblair]

The only kid I like is my own

[ChasC5]

I don't mind kids....usually the parents are more annoying, and they can vote.

And make more who are as Forked up as them with their Forked up thinking.

Stupid is a learned activity. :D

[vetteman9368]

i used to feel the same way. But the current GF has a 3 yr old who is absolutely adorable

[Kerrmudgeon]

The three terrible ages of children.....1-10, 10-20, and 20-30!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[khblair]

i used to feel the same way. But the current GF has a 3 yr old who is absolutely adorable
awwwww :hurray:
The three terrible ages of children.....1-10, 10-20, and 20-30!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:lol: depends on the day

[Kerrmudgeon]

Another WC......I love when little children cry.....because then someone picks them up and takes them away!:lolsmile:

[Petew1971]

:hi:

[MrPeabody]

The only reason to have kids is a lifetime guarantee that there will always be someone on this planet dumber than you are.

[oahuyahoo]

:hi:

Howdy back, so are we going to have yet another "interesting" day of posting today are we?

[Kerrmudgeon]

#1 Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to His kids. ~ Bill Cosby (Fatherhood)

#2 I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. ~ Bill Cosby (Fatherhood)

#3 Pity the poor infant. Born perfect into the world from imperfect parents. ~ Cynthia Heimel

#4 If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~ Dave Barry

#5 My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're doing, as is evidenced by the fact that you're reading a very sloppy and poorly researched book. ~ Dave Barry (Babies and other Hazards of Sex)

#6 Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all children are born with, like knowing how to operate a remote control or getting high fevers in distant airports. ~ Dave Barry Talks Back

#7 Today’s toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say “your child.” MY child just wants to eat the toys. ~ Dave Barry (Boogers are my Beat)

#8 Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to kill themselves. If your home contains a sharp, toxic object, your baby will locate it; if your home contains no such object, your baby will try to obtain one via mail order. ~ Dave Barry (Boogers are my Beat)

#9 Baby’s room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby’s room should be in Peru. ~ Dave Barry (Boogers are my Beat)

#10 Children are capable of learning to read much earlier than we give them credit for. Why, Mozart was only two years old when he wrote Moby Dick! ~ Dave Barry (Boogers are my Beat)

#11 Babies are such a nice way to start people ~ Don Herold

#12 The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, "Could I get you your check?" and we answered, "How about the menu first?" ~ Erma Bombeck

[73sbVert]

"My husband and I are trying to decide if we want to have a baby or adopt a puppy. It comes down to whether we want to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives!"

- Rita Rudner


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Sea Six]

"My husband and I are trying to decide if we want to have a baby or adopt a puppy. It comes down to whether we want to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives!"

- Rita Rudner


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Rita Rudner is one class act. She's funny without resorting to filthy humor.


Not that there's anything wrong with filthy humor.

:dance: