Your best auction score [Archive]

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 10:14pm

Maybe 20 years ago scored this Original Tiffany dragonfly lamp with papers at auction for $2500:)
Would never sell it, enjoy it to much while drinking:D But safe to say could sell for 10 times what I paid for it.

Rob

03-04-2011, 10:15pm

ok - I will give you $50 barn bucks

snide

03-04-2011, 10:18pm

Mrs. Colleen

03-04-2011, 10:20pm

Pop quiz: What did the Tiffany company do before they started making lamps?

Porn.

Yamma

03-04-2011, 10:22pm

Porn.

how's that tequila workin' for you? :rofl:

Silverspeed

03-04-2011, 10:23pm

Rob

03-04-2011, 10:24pm

Pop quiz: What did the Tiffany company do before they started making lamps?

Porn.

pics?

Mrs. Colleen

03-04-2011, 10:24pm

how's that tequila workin' for you? :rofl:

Oh it is fantastic thankyou! :rofl:

Rob

03-04-2011, 10:25pm

Does your boyfriend like it as much as you do?

He probably has his face in a pillow

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 10:29pm

Does your boyfriend like it as much as you do?
Married 20 years this year:cheers:

MEANZ06

03-04-2011, 10:30pm

this'll be good until locked... (wheres the rainbow smiley) :lol:

Silverspeed

03-04-2011, 10:30pm

Married 20 years this year:cheers:

Tell him I said congratulations.

MEANZ06

03-04-2011, 10:31pm

Tell him I said congratulations.

:rofl:

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 10:34pm

Tell him I said congratulations.

Take it you are person who never made it CF CI?
Those who have met my wife know she is hot:)

Mrs. Colleen

03-04-2011, 10:35pm

Take it you are person who never made it CF CI?
Those who have met my wife know she is hot:)

Pics? :shots:

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 10:35pm

this'll be good until locked... (wheres the rainbow smiley) :lol:

Mean still have job? Heard you sold your vette for $$$ problems.

Silverspeed

03-04-2011, 10:36pm

Take it you are person who never made it CF CI?
Those who have met my wife know she is hot:)

I would like to respond, but I'm not Tarzan and I don't speak gibberish. When you start speaking English, and not that third grade special ed dropout crap that you are typing, PM me. Until then STFU.

Silverspeed

03-04-2011, 10:38pm

Mean still have job? Heard you sold your vette for $$$ problems.

Mean still have job? Are you fecking serious with this shit?

Mrs. Colleen

03-04-2011, 10:40pm

Mean still have job? Are you fecking serious with this shit?

I think he is finally trying to make friends.

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 10:42pm

I would like to respond, but I'm not Tarzan and I don't speak gibberish. When you start speaking English, and not that third grade special ed dropout crap that you are typing, PM me. Until then STFU.

Normal post from person who sits behind key board only.
Maybe try and make it to corvette event? Thats right you are typical fat old male corvette owner:sleep:
Count me in as three time CF CI member who does not hide behind keyboard:cheers:

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 10:46pm

I think he is finally trying to make friends.

When attending CFCI always attended with group or CA members.
Are you saying have no corvette buddies?

JRD77VET

03-04-2011, 10:46pm

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 10:48pm

stereo type much? :crazy:

Notice no response:sleep:

Mrs. Colleen

03-04-2011, 10:49pm

When attending CFCI always attended with group or CA members.
Are you saying have no corvette buddies?

I am confused...you cannot do this ninja speak with a drunk girl...are you saying I have no Corvette buddies or are you saying you have no Corvette buddies?

Silverspeed

03-04-2011, 10:51pm

Normal post from person who sits behind key board only.
Maybe try and make it to corvette event? Thats right you are typical fat old male corvette owner:sleep:
Count me in as three time CF CI member who does not hide behind keyboard:cheers:

Do you think I won't say it to your face? You want to test your theory of me being:

1. Old

2. Fat

3. Only willing to say these things behind a keyboard?

I live in Houston. Next time you are down, PM me, I'll pick you up from the airport.

Silverspeed

03-04-2011, 10:52pm

Notice no response:sleep:

Come again?

vetteman9368

03-04-2011, 10:52pm

I picked up a POS BMW road bike at an IRS auction. The auctioneer said it was from San Francisco, some dirty hippy's commune stopped paying taxes and they seized everything. Damn thing had rainbow stickers and a Greenpeace tag frame on it, along with a very "unique" seat. Got it for $25, but had to spend $75 on lysol before even thinking of loading it on the trailer to take home. The auctioneer said that the last they had heard about the owner was that he had tried to join the crew of the Sea Shepherd, but he was turned down for being incompetent, which was quite a shock. I was under the impression that incompetence was a prerequisite to join them. What a sad, sad, shell of a pitiful human being that must be. I know that if the crew of the Sea Shepherd felt I was incompetent, that that would be the time to end it all. I hope that poor soul can soldier on.

JRD77VET

03-04-2011, 10:53pm

Notice no response:sleep:

Let's see. You start a thread bragging up your Tiffany lamp you purchased ( it's worth 10x the $2500 I paid ) and then insult more people along the way thru the thread.

I guess I should be happy to get "no responce" :seeya:

Mrs. Colleen

03-04-2011, 10:55pm

Why would someone pay that much for a lamp. I have a $10 one from KMart that has been doing great for almost 8 years. :dance:

Silverspeed

03-04-2011, 10:55pm

Let's see. You start a thread bragging up your Tiffany lamp you purchased ( it's worth 10x the $2500 I paid ) and then insult more people along the way thru the thread.

I guess I should be happy to get "no responce" :seeya:

In fairness I started the insulting. But look at who it is? Nothing but a trolling idiot who types like a third grader.

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 10:56pm

I am confused...you cannot do this ninja speak with a drunk girl...are you saying I have no Corvette buddies or are you saying you have no Corvette buddies?

Confused here also? What do you think of short men?

vetteman9368

03-04-2011, 10:57pm

Confused here also? What do you think of short men?

no one here asked about your stature in the bedroom

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 10:58pm

Do you think I won't say it to your face? You want to test you theory of me being:

1: Old

2: Fat

3: Only winning to say these things behind a keyboard?

I live in Houston. Next time you are down, PM me, I'll pick you up from the airport.

LOL take it you never made that short trip to CFCI?
Houston shit hole hope to never make it back to:sleep:

Silverspeed

03-04-2011, 10:59pm

Houston shit hole hope to never make it back to:sleep:

That's what I thought.

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:01pm

Why would someone pay that much for a lamp. I have a $10 one from KMart that has been doing great for almost 8 years. :dance:

You know nothing about the arts? Sad from a teacher :(

Silverspeed

03-04-2011, 11:03pm

You know nothing about the arts? Sad from a teacher :(

She knows more about art than you do about English, even if her knowledge is limited to coloring books.

Mrs. Colleen

03-04-2011, 11:03pm

You know nothing about the arts? Sad from a teacher :(

:rofl:

zsr22

03-04-2011, 11:04pm

Less money on lamps and more on Rosetta Stone.

vetteman9368

03-04-2011, 11:06pm

Less money on lamps and more on Rosetta Stone.

or a fukin GED

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:08pm

:rofl:
Forgot you have no teacher creditionals.

zsr22

03-04-2011, 11:08pm

or a fukin GED

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:09pm

or a fukin GED

Hows being construction rat going:rofl: Making big $$$$?????

vetteman9368

03-04-2011, 11:12pm

Hows being construction rat going:rofl: Making big $$$$?????

construction RAT? what do you think I do? I co-own the company:kick:

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:14pm

construction RAT? what do you think I do? I co-own the company:kick:

Hey have few taco bells that need under $10K work.
Ring a bell???

Mrs. Colleen

03-04-2011, 11:14pm

Forgot you have no teacher creditionals.

You know me so well.

vetteman9368

03-04-2011, 11:16pm

Hey have few taco bells that need under $10K work.
Ring a bell???

they're right, you do need rosetta stone, you illiterate piece of shit.

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:16pm

You know me so well.

Are you California Teacher certified?????

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:19pm

they're right, you do need rosetta stone, you illiterate piece of shit.

Feel for you. Must suck to take those little jobs that pay little.
Thank god, my smallest contract six numbers:D

Petew1971

03-04-2011, 11:19pm

auctions are stupid

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:21pm

auctions are stupid
Lets see $2500 worth then. Worth $25K plus now thats stupid:sleep:

vetteman9368

03-04-2011, 11:22pm

Feel for you. Must suck to take those little jobs that pay little.
Thank god, my smallest contract six numbers:D

six numbers as in $xxxx.00, because i doubt you can count higher than that. Oh, and building communes out of recycled beer cans does not count as a contract.

vetteman9368

03-04-2011, 11:23pm

Lets see $2500 worth then. Worth $25K plus now thats stupid:sleep:

I hope that cat in your avatar knocks the lamp over so you can pick up $25k worth of broken glass.

JRD77VET

03-04-2011, 11:24pm

Feel for you. Must suck to take those little jobs that pay little.
Thank god, my smallest contract six numbers:D

:clap:

Just wondering, you and your wife in love with the same person?

You seem to be extremely full of yourself. Must suck to have to brag on the internet since you are so insecure about yourself.

I actually feel bad for you.

zsr22

03-04-2011, 11:25pm

Feel for you. Must suck to take those little jobs that pay little.
Thank god, my smallest contract six numbers:DI'm impressed with how much money you make. :cool:

Lets see $2500 worth then. Worth $25K plus now thats stupid:sleep:
I'm impressed with how much money you saved. :cool:

Petew1971

03-04-2011, 11:26pm

Lets see $2500 worth then. Worth $25K plus now thats stupid:sleep:

shoulda kept whatever it was for another 10 years, that way it would be worth twice as less

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:27pm

six numbers as in $xxxx.00, because i doubt you can count higher than that. Oh, and building communes out of recycled beer cans does not count as a contract.

Buddy really think I am poor SOB:rofl:
Been on CF since 1999 with new corvette. Travelled to number of CFCI's.
Still have my 2000 vert along with 09 Zr1 must be poor troll?

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:28pm

shoulda kept whatever it was for another 10 years, that way it would be worth twice as less
Will keep it untill i DIE.
Unless I divorce:sleep:

Petew1971

03-04-2011, 11:29pm

Will keep it untill i DIE.
Unless I divorce:sleep:

good man :cheers:

vetteman9368

03-04-2011, 11:30pm

Buddy really think I am poor SOB:rofl:
Been on CF since 1999 with new corvette. Travelled to number of CFCI's.
Still have my 2000 vert along with 09 Zr1 must be poor troll?

people get loans for shit they can't afford every day. Considering your posting style I'd say there is a 1,000,000:1 odds(that's ONE MILLION to ONE, since I know you can't comprehend that many zeros) of you being one of them vs being someone who has actually done well for themselves.

Uncle Pervey

03-04-2011, 11:34pm

Do you think I won't say it to your face? You want to test your theory of me being:

1. Old

2. Fat

3. Only willing to say these things behind a keyboard?

I live in Houston. Next time you are down, PM me, I'll pick you up from the airport.

Call me, we can drop him off at Stabstown or Gunspoint, he can preach some of his race theories there. :yesnod:

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:36pm

people get loans for shit they can't afford every day. Considering your posting style I'd say there is a 1,000,000:1 odds(that's ONE MILLION to ONE, since I know you can't comprehend that many zeros) of you being one of them vs being someone who has actually done well for themselves.

:rofl:
Bet you hope I had loans:sleep:
Sitting in my nice Pacific ocean view room having soda on you:D

vetteman9368

03-04-2011, 11:38pm

:rofl:
Bet you hope I had loans:sleep:
Sitting in my nice Pacific ocean view room having soda on you:D

and I'm supposed to be envious? the Gulf of Mexico is much prettier, and our beaches actually have white sand.

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:40pm

people get loans for shit they can't afford every day. Considering your posting style I'd say there is a 1,000,000:1 odds(that's ONE MILLION to ONE, since I know you can't comprehend that many zeros) of you being one of them vs being someone who has actually done well for themselves.

We all know at 30 plus years of age, you are going back to school. Which is good.
Take it you screwed up at younger age?

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:43pm

and I'm supposed to be envious? the Gulf of Mexico is much prettier, and our beaches actually have white sand.

Lets see house on Pacific Ocean maybe $3 million. House on Gulf maybe $500K? You do numbers:)

LATB

03-04-2011, 11:44pm

we all know at 30 plus years of age, you are going back to school. Which is good.
Take it you screwed up at younger age?

wtf?

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:45pm

wtf?

Post your best auction score:seeya:

LATB

03-04-2011, 11:47pm

Lets see house on Pacific Ocean maybe $3 million. House on Gulf maybe $500K? You do numbers:)

And you live on a famous river that begins in northern Egypt.

BMWBiker

03-04-2011, 11:50pm

And you live on a famous river that begins in northern Egypt.

Lars, do live on water which you understand is expensive.

LATB

03-04-2011, 11:53pm

Post your best auction score:seeya:

By auction "score" you really mean cash score.

but here's the thing...the score doesn't happen until you actually sell. Yes, you may make the money when you buy...however, one does not get paid until he sells.

BTDT...

but the figures are not public...although I'll say, they would make your 10 fold on 25 pale...terribly so.

LATB

03-04-2011, 11:55pm

Lars, do live on water which you understand is expensive.

yes

because California waterfront is the only expensive real estate available to the discriminating buyer.

BMWBiker

03-05-2011, 12:05am

By auction "score" you really mean cash score.

but here's the thing...the score doesn't happen until you actually sell. Yes, you may make the money when you buy...however, one does not get paid until he sells.

BTDT...

but the figures are not public...although I'll say, they would make your 10 fold on 25 pale...terribly so.

Lars, would never sell. But nice to know its worth something:cheers:

LATB

03-05-2011, 12:06am

Lars, would never sell. But nice to know its worth something:cheers:

currently it's worth is 25 dollars.

BMWBiker

03-05-2011, 12:09am

currently it's worth is 25 dollars.

Just fine with me as I do enjoy the lamp:)

LATB

03-05-2011, 12:13am

Just fine with me as I do enjoy the lamp:)

there you have it.

a thread about a 25 dollar lamp.

oahuyahoo

03-05-2011, 12:14am

Porn.

:rofl::rofl:

oahuyahoo

03-05-2011, 12:15am

Does your boyfriend like it as much as you do?

:rofl::rofl:

Meeko87

03-05-2011, 12:16am

lame, must not feed troll

BMWBiker

03-05-2011, 12:20am

there you have it.

a thread about a 25 dollar lamp.

Very true, thread was about your best auction score:cheers:

LATB

03-05-2011, 12:24am

Very true, thread was about your best auction score:cheers:

and yours is a 25 dollar lamp

enjoy

vetteman9368

03-05-2011, 12:50am

Lets see house on Pacific Ocean maybe $3 million. House on Gulf maybe $500K? You do numbers:)

you're a idiot. you'd be doing good to buy a house on one of the barrier islands for $500k, much less gulf front

BMWBiker

03-05-2011, 12:53am

you're a idiot. you'd be doing good to buy a house on one of the barrier islands for $500k, much less gulf front

Just POOR idiot living on the water:cheers:

NEED-A-VETTE

03-05-2011, 1:41am

Married 20 years this year:cheers:

How does your wife feel about your boyfriend?

I am confused...you cannot do this ninja speak with a drunk girl...are you saying I have no Corvette buddies or are you saying you have no Corvette buddies?

He must be referring to himself. Everyone knows you're my corvette buddy. Duh!

:hi:

[temporary hijack]I'm going to look at the calendar for a better Solvang date[/temporary hijack]

Just POOR idiot living on the water:cheers:

People that beat their own chests the loudest and brag the most are typically those with the most fragile self-esteem and feelings of insecurity and inferiority. :( Sorry to hear about your issues.

By the way, you seem to "know" an awful lot about people here and from CF. Very specific details. :skep: How long have you been pursuing stalking as a hobby?

vetteman9368

03-05-2011, 9:53am

People that beat their own chests the loudest and brag the most are typically those with the most fragile self-esteem and feelings of insecurity and inferiority. :( Sorry to hear about your issues.

By the way, you seem to "know" an awful lot about people here and from CF. Very specific details. :skep: How long have you been pursuing stalking as a hobby?

He could have "Bill Gates Money" and he'd still be a sad sad little man.